It was a starry night, the moon was shining a calm light into the window of a teen passed out on the couch from way too much gaming. His hands were in the pocket of his custom white hoodie he ordered not to long ago. He wore the aforementioned white hoodie, black sweatpants, and black sneakers with two white stripes going up the shoe, He also had black hair and eyes. This is Alex, the teen who just loves to fuck with people. A loud bang rang around the room and Alex shot up and without thinking ran to it. The noise came from his kitchen that was down the hall from his living room. He ran into the kitchen to see a small goth looking fairy frantically trying to pick up the pan she dropped on the floor.

Alex: Hey! Who the fuck are you, and what are you doing in my kitchen?!

?: Fuck! you're awake!

Alex: What the hell do you mean?!

?: First, I'm Croire, your personal fairy guardian blah blah blah.

Alex: Still doesn't explain why you are here...

Croire: I'm here to take you to Hyperdimension so you can work for Arfoire.

Alex: Like an intern or something?

Croire: Nope you are going to fight!

Alex: But all I know how to use is a knife...

Croire: Not for long.

She then sent a wave of purple electricity throughout his body, paralyzing him in the process and eventually knocking him out.

Authors note: Hey guys it's me Xeno, I hope you enjoyed the first chapter of this. Sorry if it is a bit short because I wanted to get the start over this but it gets better I promise. Please do keep in mind that this is my first fanfic so sorry if I fuck up on a few parts.

Ps: this will have a lot of swearing in it.