You: and then
You: I pretend
You: I'm barnaby
Stranger: :(
You: omfg
You: I'll do this
Stranger: I want 2 b barnaby
You: :((
You: we can do selfcest
You: Hi I'm barnaby
Stranger: hmm
You: no ok
You: later
Stranger: Hey barnaby its barnaby
You: wanna buy some tampons?
Stranger: sure we'll use them instead of shrimps in our fried rice
Stranger: FRIEND RICE ┌（┌ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°）┐
You: they'll absorb the tears way better!
You: dat.
You: homio.
You: thing
You: HOMIE
You: o
You: fuck my keyboard
You: **homo
You: Barnaby puts tampons in his friend rice because they absorb his virgin tears
You: new headcanon
You: **** stop spamming
Stranger: ＡＮＤ ＷＥ'ＲＥ ＧＯＩＮＧ ＴＯ ＳＵＭＭＯＮ ＳＡＴＡＮ ＡＦＴＥＲ ＭＥＡＬ┌（┌ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°）┐
You: lol ok
Stranger: ＹａＹ ┌（┌ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°）┐
You: how are you writing like that ?
Stranger: Ｓａｔａｎａｂｙ／Ｂａｒｎａｂｙ ＲＰ
Stranger: ｍａｇｉｃ
You: i lalala/i
You: fu
You: Barnaby is the virgin sacrifice
Stranger: Ｉ'ｍ ｓａｔａｎ'ｓ ｃｈｉｌｄ
You: you need to stop taking drugs
Stranger: ａｎｄ ｉｔ'ｓ ｍｙ ａｂｉｌｉｔｙ ｔｏ ｔｙｐｅ ｌｉｋｅ ｔｈａｔ
You: gosh
You: I want that ability.
Stranger: Ｉ ｈａｖｅｎ'ｔ ｅａｔｅｎ ａｎｙｔｈｉｎｇ ｐａｓｔ ｔｗｏ ｄａｙｓ
You: that's nice
You: I'm a bit OOC
You: hmm
You: uhumm say something old man or I'll disconnect
Stranger: Ｉ ｃａｎ ｔｅａｃｈ ｙｏｕ ｈｏｗ ｔｏ ｔｙｐｅ ｌｉｋｅ ｔｈａｔ ｙｏｕ ｊｕｓｔ ｈａｖｅ ｔｏ ｇｉｖｅ ｍｅ ｙｏｕｒ ｓｏｕｌ ａｎｄ ｂｅｃｏｍｅ ｈｏｔ ｙａｏｉｓ ｗｉｔｈ ｍｅ ┌（┌ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°）┐
You: you just wasted
You: 30 seconds
You: of
You: my
You: life
You: .
Stranger: ｈｏｗ ａｂｏｕｔ ｔｈａｔ ┌（┌ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°）┐
You: what is this so-called yaoi you keep talking about?
You: I think I can recall fangirls screaming that at me
Stranger: ｉｄｋ ｍａｎ ┌（┌ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°）┐
Stranger: ｔｈｕｇ ｌｙｆ
You: but I'm already hot,you know
Stranger: ｂｕｔ ｕ ｃａｎ ｂｅｃｏｍｅ ｅｖｅｎ ｈｏｔｔｅｒ ┌（┌ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°）┐
You: Yeah,that's actually possible if you just gave me more ringlets
You: I'll agree on your silly contact...If you make my hair fancier
Stranger: (゜д゜;)
You: Stop wasting my time like that I'm a busy bunny
You: ehrm barnaby
Stranger: ｋ ｈｅｒｅ ｕ ｇｏ
Stranger: (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
You: .。.:*・° .。.:*・° .。.:*・° .。.:*・°
Stranger: ＰＡＺＰＲＩＮＧＬＥＳＳＳＳＳＳＳＳＳＳＳＳＳＳＳＳＳＳ ＳＳＳＳＳＳＳＳＳＳＳＳＳＳＳＳＳＳＳＳＳＳＳＳＳＳＳＳ ＳＳＳＳＳＳＳ
You: /sparkles
You: MAGICAL GIRL TRANSFORMATION:BARNABY
You: 3.
You: 2.
You: 1.
You: 2 homo 4 u
Stranger: ｍａｈｏｕ ｅｒｏ ｂａｒｎａｂｙ ｍａｇｉｃａ
You: what are you talking about ...yeah but thanks for fancying up my hair,what do I owe you?
Stranger: ｓｅｘ
You: what
Stranger: ┌（┌ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°）┐┌（┌ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°）┐┌（┌ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°）┐┌（┌ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°）┐┌（┌ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°）┐┌（┌ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°）┐┌（┌ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°）┐┌（┌ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°）┐┌（┌ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°）┐
Stranger: ｃ'ｍｏｎ ｕ ｗｏｎｔ ｒｅｇｒｅｔ
You: b-but I promised my virginity to Kotetsu-san ;A;
Stranger: ｕｈ ｆｏｒｇｅｔ ａｂｏｕｔ ｔｈａｔ ｄｕｍｂ ｏｙａｊｉ
You: ･ﾟﾟ･(д)･ﾟﾟ I-I don't know I could never cheat on him
You: but
You: I got ringlets
You: and I look fabulous
You: and I agreed
You: /dramatical pose
You: WHAT CAN I DO
Stranger: ＫＮＥＥＬ ＢＩＴＣＨ
You: /kneels down
You: l-like that?
Stranger: Ｙｅｓ， ｙｏｕ ｌｏｏｋ ｓｏ ｃｕｔｅ ｆｒｏｍ ｔｈｉｓ ａｎｇｌｅ ａｈｈｈｈｈｈ
Stranger: ｎｏｗ ｐｕｔ ｉｔ ｉｎ ｙｏｕｒ ｍｏｕｔｈ
You: wh-what
You: and please stop calling me cute
You: that hurts my poor bunny-ego
You: wh th-that thing there's no way I can take this in my MMMMPHHHN
Stranger: ｓｈｕｓｈｈｈｈ (╹◡╹)
You: nngghhnhgghn
Stranger: ｏｒ ｙｏｕ'ｌｌ ｎｅｖｅｒ ｓｅｅ ｋｏｔｅｔｓｕ ａｇａｉｎ
You: nngh onnhkay
You: I'll do whatever you demand
You: b-but please spare him
You: DO YOU HEAR ME KOTETSU,I'M DOING THIS FOR YOU
You: nnghm
Stranger: ｙｅｓ ｇｏｏｄ
You: aah don't go so fast
Stranger: ｗａｔｃｈ ｏｕｔ ｆｏｒ ｔｅｅｔｈ
You: o-okay
You: I will
You: l-like that?
Stranger: ｙｅａｈ
You: /swirls tongue totally sexy ff
Stranger: ｉｔ'ｓ ｙｏｕｒ ｆｉｒｓｔ ｔｉｍｅ ｄｏｉｎｇ ｆｅｌｌａｔｉｏ， ｉｓｎ'ｔ ｉｔ？
You: H-how do you knowwnmppfhletswritempregaft erthat
Stranger: ｙｏｕ'ｒｅ ｎｏｔ ｇｏｏｄ ａｔ ａｌｌ ａｔ ｉｔ， ｌｅｔｓ ｓｋｉｐ ｔｏ ｎｅｘｔ ｓｔｅｐ
You: Next step? We only agreed on this
You: besides how can you say that wasn't good,the way you just moaned
You: hmmppf
Stranger: ａ ａ ａ， ｓｅｅｍｓ ｌｉｋｅ ｓｏｍｅｏｎｅ'ｓ ａｂｏｕｔ ｔｏ ｌｏｓｅ ｈｉｓ ｂｅｌｏｖｅｄ
You: NO,please,I'll do anything for his sake
You: ･ﾟﾟ･(д)･ﾟﾟ･
Stranger: (╹◡╹)
You: S-so?
Stranger: ｔｕｒｎ ａｒｏｕｄ， ｌｅｔｓ ｓｅｅ ｙｏｕｒ ｌｉｔｔｌｅ ｖｉｒｇｉｎ ｈｏｌｅ
You: I'll do as you please,but promise me it'll be over afterwards and that you spare him ;A;
Stranger: ｙｅａｈ ｙｅａｈ
You: O-ok /bends over
Stranger: ／／ｐｕｔｓ ｆｉｎｇｅｒ ｖｉｏｌｅｎｔｌｙ
You: AH aahnghhn no please don't *hic* it'll hurt if you continue like that *sobb*
Stranger: ｙｏｕ ｗｈｉｎｅ ｓｏ ｍｕｃｈ ｊｕｓｔ ｏｎ ｏｎｅ ｆｉｎｇｅｒ．．．．
You: haah the least you could do is to be more gentle about this nhnn
You: Or you could cut your gross Satan-nails
Stranger: ｇｅｎｔｌｅ？ ｙｏｕ'ｒｅ ＴＨＡＴ ｗｅａｋ？
You: aah I'm not weak,but I'd like to know how you'd react if I just shoved my fingers up your ass like that
You: aaah
Stranger: Ｉ ｄｏｎ'ｔ ｌｉｋｅ ｓｗｉｔｃｈｉｎｇ ｒｏｌｅｓ， ｙｏｕ ｋｎｏｗ
You: haah,well,you're pointing that out clearly right now
You: nngn just there
Stranger: Ｏｋａｙ ｔｈｅｎ， ｌｅｔｓ ｐｕｔ ａｎｏｔｈｅｒ ｏｎｅ， Ｉ'ｌｌ ｂｅ ａ ｌｉｔｔｌｅ ｍｏｒｅ ｇｅｎｔｌｅ ｎｏｗ
You: AAAhh what are you doing nnnngh haah
Stranger: Ｙｏｕ'ｒｅ ｓｏ ｗａｒｍ ｉｎｓｉｄｅ， ｉｔ ｆｅｅｌｓ ｇｏｏｄ
You: aah moore
You: please
You: nngh
Stranger: ／／ｔｗｉｔｃｈ， ｔｗｉｔｃｈ
You: aah I don't want to come from your fingers
You: haah
You: more
Stranger: Ｓｅｅｍｓ ｌｉｋｅ ｙｏｕ ｗａｎｔ ｓｏｍｅｔｈｉｎｇ ｂｉｇｇｅｒ
You: (●ﾟ´Д｀ﾟ●)
You: aah please
Stranger: ｄｏｎ'ｔ ｙｏｕ？
Stranger: Ｉ'ｌｌ ｐｕｔ ｉｔ ｓｌｏｗｌｙ， ｔｈｅｎ Ｉ'ｌｌ ｗｏｒｋ ｈａｒｄ ｏｎ ｙｏｕ
You: aaaah
You: HAAH there's no way that'll fit in
You: aah it'll hurt
You: p-please nnhn
Stranger: ｆｅｅｌｓ ｇｏｏｄ
Stranger: Ｉ'ｍ ｇｏｉｎｇ ｔｏ ｆｉｌｌ ｙｏｕ ｗｉｔｈ ｍｙ ｌｉｑｕｉｄ
You: Ah AAH I thought you said you'd start slow AH stop
You: aah you're hurting me p-please
Stranger: ｂｕｔ ｉｓ ｉｔ ｂａｄ ｈｕｒｔ？
You: aah dunno
You: nng
You: S-satanaby aah
Stranger: Ｔｈｅ ｓｏｕｎｄｓ ｙｏｕ ｍａｋｅ．．．．
Stranger: Ｉ ｌｏｖｅ ｔｈｅｍ
You: aah please stop talking like that,it's already embarassing enough
You: /huffhuff
Stranger: ｗｅ'ｒｅ ａｌｏｎｅ ｈｅｒｅ
You: aah Just a little bit more
You: please
You: aah
Stranger: ｏｆ ｃｏｕｒｓｅ
You: NNGN OH MY GOD
You: just there
You: hhah
Stranger: ｄｏ ｙｏｕ ｅｎｊｏｙ ｉｔ？
You: S-satanaby I'm coming aah
You: AAH
You: SATANABY
Stranger: Ｉ－Ｉ'ｍ ｃｏｍｉｎｇ ｔｏｏ－－！！
You: AAH please come inside ah
Stranger: ＡＡＨＨＨＨＨＨＨＨ
You: HAAH
You: n-no don't pull it out yet!
You: please
Stranger: ｏｆ ｃｏｕｒｓｅ， Ｉ'ｌｌ ｋｅｅｐ ｍｙｓｅｌｆ ｉｎｓｉｄｅ ｙｏｕ ａ ｌｉｔｔｌｅ ｌｏｎｇｅｒ
Stranger: Ｓｏ ｗａｒｍ
Stranger: Ｉｔ'ｓ ｄｒｉｐｐｉｎｇ．．．．
You: nnghn you're so big
You: /grabs your hand
Stranger: ／／ｈｏｌｄｓ ｔｉｇｈｔ
Stranger: ｓａｙ， ｄｏ ｙｏｕ ｐｒｅｆｅｒ ｍｅ， ｏｒ ｙｏｕｒ ｏｌｄ ｍａｎ？
You: aah
You: ah I don't know
You: he,he wouldn't fill me out the way you do
Stranger: Ｉ ｓｅｅ
You: say,do you like me?
Stranger: Ｈｏｗ ａｍ Ｉ ｓｕｐｐｏｓｅｄ ｔｏ ｎｏｔ ｌｉｋｅ ｙｏｕ？
Stranger: Ｔｈｉｓ ｔｉｍｅ ｗｉｔｈ ｙｏｕ， ｉｔ ｗａｓ ａｍａｚｉｎｇ
You: aah I think so too
You: would you...
You: would you mind staying the night?
You: I-I mean just if you aren't busy
Stranger: ／／ｋｉｓｓｅｓ ｐａｓｓｉｏｎａｔｅｌｙ
Stranger: ｆｅｅｌ ｆｒｅｅ ｔｏ ｓｔａｙ， Ｉ'ｄ ｅｎｊｏｙ ｙｏｕｒ ｃｏｍｐａｎｙ
You: ah I'm glad to hear that
You: /cups ur sexy cheek and kisses back
You: aah I could stay like this forever
Stranger: ｎｏｗ， ｒｅｓｔ
Stranger: Ｉ ｈａｖｅ ｐｒｅｐａｒｅｄ ｓｏｍｅｔｈｉｎｇ ｆｏｒ ｙｏ
Stranger: ｕ
You: /lays head on your shoulder
You: Promise not to go away
Stranger: ｓｅｅｍｓ ｌｉｋｅ ｙｏｕ'ｒｅ ｅｘｈａｕｓｔｅｄ．，，
You: well,who's responsible for that
Stranger: ｓｌｅｅｐ ｗｅｌｌ， Ｉ'ｌｌ ｇｕａｒｄ ｙｏｕ
You: /snuggles
You: thank you satanaby
Stranger: ／／ｓｔｒｏｋｅｓ
and then Barnaby got pregnant and they all lived happily ever after.