Things That Will Never Happen Disclaimer:I don't own any of the InuYasha characters...yet.Chapter one:Things That They Will Never Say:
Naraku: I like cheese
Sesshoumaru:Man, are humans cool! I wish i were one!
Naraku: Gimmie cheese!
InuYasha:(To Sesshy)The Tessuiga is a family treasure. We should share it.
Sesshoumaru:That fluffy thing on my shoulder? Thats overgrown armpit hair. (A/n:Don't get me wrong. I LOVE Sesshy-chan!)
Jaken:Will you marry me, Rin?
Random Young Woman From Random Village:I will bear your child, Miroku.
Naraku:Meow
Kagura:Naraku is so awsome! I wanna be a prt of him forever!
Naraku:(To all his incarnations)Anyone want to give daddy a hug?
Kanna:I want a lollipop!
Ok...um, i can't think of too many at the moment. Please R&R! Flames are welcome.