Pikachu Works at McDonalds
"Really, the only job I found find was working at McDonalds. You gotta be kidding me!" Pikachu said walking into McDonalds that morning.
"Oh, hello, are you the new employee?" said a weird looking creature.
"Yeah, Who are you anyways?" Pikachu asked.
"FOOL! You don't know who the holy Excalibur.
"Who?" Pikachu said.
"FOOL! You've never heard of the holy sword?" Excalibur yelled.
"Yeah, uh huh! Totally!" Pikachu said lying.
"FOOL! Get to work!" Excalibur said waving his cane in Pikachu's face.'
"Well, what am I suppose to do?" Pikachu said.
"FOOL! You will be working at the drive through!" Excalibur yelled going into the kitchen.
Pikachu turned around and had a disgusted face that every body has after meeting Excalibur.
He went to the drive through window and put the little head set on.
"Hello, sir, welcome to McDonalds, may I take your order?" Pikachu said through the microphone.
"BIGMACKANDLARGEFRIE!"
"Um, excuse me, sir, what was that?" Pikachu asked his right ear bleeding.
"BIGMACKANDLARGEFRIES!"
"Um, ok, hey Chabaka, can you tone it down? I'm bleeding in the ears! Ok drive around!" Pikachu yelled through the microphone.
After the first car, there was a lady that was twenty years old.
"Hello ma'am, welcome to McDonalds, may I take your order?"
"um...lets see…ill have the pickle…and the pickle…and the pickle…and the pickle…'
"Ok, apparently you want some pickles." Pikachu said into the microphone.
He waited about 5minutes…
"chickentenders…"
"Ok, pull up to the front please." Pikachu said through the microphone.
He worked at the drive through until 10p.m., and he went to the managers office, and threw the equipment on the desk and walked out with a note saying, "I QUIT!"