Bella's POV
"BELLA! WAKE UP!" Emmet shouted at me and then proceeded to jump on the bed. He was jumping so hard that I was going six feet in the air every time Emmett jumped. It was a good thing that the Cullen's ceiling was so tall or I would defiantly have a concussion by now. That is when Edward burst into the room.
"WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU DOING EMMETT?!" He shouted at Emmett. As soon as he said it Emmett got off of the bed and then ran out of the room as quickly as he could, but Edward was faster. Edward caught him and held him by the collar of his shirt dangling a foot from the ground.
"Why did you come in and wake Bella up at five in the morning on the second week of summer vacation?" Edward demanded as he continued to hold Emmett in the air.
"Well I woke her up to see f she wanted to play truth or dare with the whole family. Everyone is playing, even Carlisle and Esme! You two were the only ones left and if you both wanted to play Alice thought that we should do teams." Emmett replied as Edward slowly set him on his feet again.
"Edward that sound like fun! We should play!" I loved truth or dare and I haven't played it since I was about twelve so it might be fun to play with your soon to be family-in-laws.
"Bella, you need your sleep." he replied
"But I'm not tired! Please, please, please, can we play?" I asked him and then did my best puppy dog face.
"Ya, Edward, please?" Emmett said as he tried to copy my puppy dog face.
"Fine, but I get to have Bella as my partner!" He said with a small, evil, smile.
"Fine, I CALL ROSE!" Emmett yelled as he raced out of Edwards room and down the stairs.
Once I was finished getting dressed and eating, we headed down stairs. Everyone had already paired up. Alice with Jasper, Emmett with Rose, Carlisle with Esme, and of course me with Edward. We went to sit down on the couch with the rest of them.
"Ok, I think that since it was my idea to play truth or dare we get to go first." Alice told the rest of the family.
Everyone nodded there heads in agreement as she looked around the room to see who she wanted to pick as her first victim. Her eyes fell on Edward and I. of course she would pick us!
"Bella and Edward truth or dare?" She asked while smiling evilly as she thought of the possibilities.
"You can choose Edward I don't care, they are equally as bad." I whispered to him though I knew the whole room could her us as well as if I had shouted.
"Ok, I pick dare!" He told them after taking a minute to think it through.
" Ok, I dare you and Bella to go to a karaoke bar an sing Baby Got Back by Sir Mix-A-Lot, While I sing the intro and Bella has to do the dance from the music video!" She told us as everyone stared at her with our mouths hanging open in shock at what she was going to make us do.
"ALICE! You cannot be serious!" I told her after I got over the shock.
"You guys picked dare and I told you a dare and now you have to do it! That is how the game works!" She told us as she pulled us off the coach and pilled into the Volvo and the Mercedes.
We drove to the karaoke bar in silence. It took all of ten minutes to get to Port Angeles were the bar was. Once we got there we were shocked by how many people were there. It looked like the whole city of Port Angeles and the town of Forks was there! Now why people would be at a karaoke bar a t six in the morning is beyond me, but they were.
We got out and sure enough there was A TON of people there. Edward helped me out of the car. We walked hand in hand to the counter where you signed up to go on stage. We filled in the song we wanted and our names and we took our seats an waited for it to be our turn. They were at number thirty now and we were number thirty-seven so we didn't have to wait that long.
About ten minutes later Alice pulled Edward and I back stage to et up dressed for the part and practice my dance moved with me. She of course put me in the tiniest outfit I have ever seen! It was a Bikini top and then REALLY short shorts and everything was skin tight! Of course to make sure that Edward would enjoy this a little bit, it was a dark blue. She curled my hair and put makeup on.
By the time that she was done it was almost or turn. I heard the announcer call our names and to my surprise the whole family was up one stage to help Edward and I with our dare except for Carlisle an Esme. Edward, Emmett, and Jasper were dressed like gangsters. With the baggy shorts and shirts and grills, chains, and baseball caps on backwards or sideways. Alice and Rosalie had on normal clothes, jeans and a shirt.
When the music started Alice and Rosalie began to talk,
Alice and RosalieOh, my, gosh. Becky, look at her butt.It is so big. scoff She looks like,one of those rap guys' girlfriends.But, y'know, who understands those rap guys? scoffThey only talk to her, because,she looks like a total prostitute, 'kay?I mean, her butt, is just so big. scoffI can't believe it's just so round, it's like,out there, I mean - gross. Look!It's just so ... big!
Once they were done they rushed backstage, I continued to shake my butt just like Alice told me to. It seemed like Edward was having a hard time focusing on the music while I looked an acted like a hooker. Edwards part began. Alice and Rosalie rushed in then in outfits identical to mine to accompany me in shaking my butt. Once Emmett and Jasper saw them they had just as hard of a time as Edward did concentrating on the music
EdwardI like big butts and I can not lieYou other brothers can't denyThat when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waistAnd a round thing in your faceYou get sprung, wanna pull out your tough'Cause you notice that butt was stuffedDeep in the jeans she's wearingI'm hooked and I can't stop staringOh baby, I wanna get wit'chaAnd take your pictureMy homeboys tried to warn meBut with that butt you got makes me feel so hornyOoh, Rump-o'-smooth-skinYou say you wanna get in my Benz?Well, use me, use me'Cause you ain't that average groupyI've seen them dancin'The hell with romancin'She's sweat, wet,Got it goin' like a turbo 'VetteI'm tired of magazinesSayin' flat butts are the thingTake the average black man and ask him thatShe gotta pack much backSo, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!) (this is Jasper and Emmett come in, they answer Edward)Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!) (more of Emmett and Jasper)Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)Shake that healthy butt!Baby got back!
I like 'em round, and bigAnd when I'm throwin' a gigI just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animalNow here's my scandalI wanna get you homeAnd ugh, double-up, ugh, ughI ain't talkin' bout Playboy'Cause silicone parts are made for toysI want 'em real thick and juicySo find that juicy doubleMix-a-Lot's in troubleBeggin' for a piece of that bubbleSo I'm lookin' at rock videosKnock-kneeded bimbos walkin' like hoesYou can have them bimbosI'll keep my women like Flo JoA word to the thick soul sistas, I wanna get with yaI won't cuss or hit yaBut I gotta be straight when I say I wanna fuckTil the break of dawnBaby got it goin' onA lot of simps won't like this song'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit itAnd I'd rather stay and play'Cause I'm long, and I'm strongAnd I'm down to get the friction onSo, ladies! Yeah! Ladies! YeahIf you wanna role in my Mercedes Yeah!Then turn around! Stick it out!Even white boys got to shoutBaby got back!Baby got back!Yeah, baby ... when it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin'to do with my selection. 36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3".EdwardSo your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by FondaBut Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her HondaMy anaconda don't want noneUnless you've got buns, hunYou can do side bends or sit-ups,But please don't lose that buttSome brothers wanna play that "hard" roleAnd tell you that the butt ain't goldSo they toss it and leave itAnd I pull up quick to retrieve itSo Cosmo says you're fatWell I ain't down with that!'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin'And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'To the beanpole dames in the magazines:You ain't it, Miss Thing!Give me a sista, I can't resist herRed beans and rice didn't miss herSome knucklehead tried to dis'Cause his girls are on my listHe had game but he chose to hit 'emAnd I pull up quick to get wit 'emSo ladies, if the butt is round,And you want a triple X throw down,Dial 1-900-EDWARDCULLENAnd kick them nasty thoughtsBaby got back!
Right when the song ended I rushed offstage. A few seconds later the whole family was back there (except for Carlisle and Esme). Emmett ran over to Rosalie to tell her how pretty she looked and the same with Jasper. Edward came up behind me and hugged me and told me I look amazing. I blushed to no ones surprised and hurried off to get changed.
We drove back to the Cullens house and went back to the couch.
"Ok, Bella and Edward it is your turn to choose." Alice said once we were all settled down on the couch.
"Bella, do you mind if I choose? I have a good one!" Edward whispered to me
"No, o right ahead be my guest." I replied wondering what he had in mind.
He turned to Rosalie and Emmett and asked
"Rosalie and Emmett, truth or dare?" Edward asked with a evil grin spreading onto his face.