Ch4t Sp33k

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Author's Note: Just a short little drabble I wanted to do that combines with Kingdom Hearts. Some of you may get a kick out of this. It's just going to be a oneshot. Read and review!

Smoking_Gun2: Okay, so my neighbors officially hate me
Wind-Demon003: why?
Smoking_Gun2: Well, me, Axel and Luxord were having a bonfire in the backyard, and we were making s'mores and all... and suddenly we hear sirens, and see a fire truck turn into the street in front of us. So we all went running to see what was up, and our neighbor's house was on fire!
Wind-Demon003: oh shit!
Smoking_Gun2: Yeah, and when we got there, the wife was crying into her husband's arms, and we were just kinda standing there, and then she saw us, and then like for 10 seconds, gave us the dirtiest look ever. Turns out, we were still holding our sticks with marshmallows on it, watching the fire.... Talk about bad timing...
Wind-Demon003: So other than that, how has your summer been?
Smoking_Gun2: Not bad. I get to go to Luxord's house for the weekend.
Wind-Demon003: Lucky! D: I have to stay home and take care of my grandma.
Smoking_Gun2: Sucks.
Wind-Demon003: Yeah, and she brought her cat along.
Smoking_Gun2: That one cat you told me about that lets out those monster farts?
Wind-Demon003: The same.
Smoking_Gun2: You should sneak out and come hang with us. I'm sure Luxord won't mind.
Wind-Demon003: Nah. I'm already grounded, and my dad has me under lock and key.
Smoking_Gun2: Anyways, I have to go. Ttyl.

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Smoking_Gun2: Don't you hate it when you shit on the floor, and you can hear it fall but you have no idea where it actually landed, and spend like 5 minutes looking for it?
Wind-Demon003: ... What?
Smoking_Gun2: Oh shit Don't you hate it when you DROP shit?
Wind-Demon003: ROFLMAO!!
Smoking_Gun2: Shut up! You know what I meant.
Wind-Demon003: No. It sounded to me like you need some Depends. LOL
So where'd you go for three hours?
Smoking_Gun2: To the mall.
Wind-Demon003: For three hours?
Smoking_Gun2: I was with a friend.
Wind-Demon003: Who?
Smoking_Gun2: With Marly.
Wind-Demon003: You and Marly going out? Srsly?
Smoking_Gun2: NO, we are NOT going out. We're just friends.
Wind-Demon003: I bet. ;)
Smoking_Gun2: If you MUST know, I was helping him birthday-shop for Vexen.
Wind-Demon003: He's going out with that guy? Isn't he like, 22 or something?
Smoking_Gun2: Yep. I guess Marly's just into older men. :P
And anyway, Vexen's only four years older than us.
Wind-Demon003: It's still weird. Vexen's going to some prestigious science college, isn't he?
Smoking_Gun2: Yep.
Wind-Demon003: And they met when Marluxia was a fish, right?
Smoking_Gun2: Yep.
Wind-Demon003: They've been together for a while, huh?
Smoking_Gun2: Yep.
Wind-Demon003: Is that all you're going to say?
Smoking_Gun2: Yep.
Wind-Demon003: I gotta go. I'm at a friend's house now, and there's a dude next to me and he's watching me type, which is sort of starting to creep me out. Yes dude next to me, I mean you.
Smoking_Gun2: LOL! Bye Xaldin.

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