Pimped the fck out
A story that will rock your socks by RKRJ
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Chapter 1: The return of the legendary pimp

"Aaaaah! I can see it!" Shouted one of two figures heading towards Konoha.

"Quiet down, gaki," The other one said.

"Shut up, Ero-Sennin. You're just mad that I took 2 girls back to the apartment that night and you didn't get any whatsoever!"

"N-No. I got some too..." the man stated, "and don't call me Ero-Sennin!"

Their conversations were heard by the Anbu guards in the village gates, both of whom sweatdropped.

"Wait a minute," the Anbu with the ferret mask said, "Long white hair, ridiculous clothing, its..."

"Jiraiya-sama!" they both yelled.

"Yes I am Jiraiya, the-"

"And I am the Kitsune Himo. The lord of all pimped out shit and getting bitches!" The thinner man with reddish-blond hair stated.

The two anbu looked at eachother.

"HOLY SHIT IT'S UZUMAKI NARUTO THE KITSUNE HIMO!"

"GIVE US YOUR MOTHERFUCKING AUTOGRAPH DUDE!"

"Now, now", Naruto chided, "I don't want my reputation to be known in Konoha, I want it to be a surprise."

You see, ever since Naruto had left on his two year training mission with the toad hermit, Jiraiya, he had stopped using Sexy jutsus. Instead, he combined the Sexy jutsus with his cunningness and skill to create Pimpin' jutsus. It was rumored that everywhere he went, he got laid at least three times a day, and he became a legendary ninja known in every country because of this.

Naruto had also changed his attire greatly. He was now wearing a purple pimp hat, a purple jacket over top of a bright green t-shirt, and purple pants. He also now wears sunglasses and has a pimp cane that can double as a katana. He was pimped the fuck out, what with his watch, shoes, belt, and rings.

Tsunade was anxiously tapping her foot. Today was the day the boy she called her little brother would return to Konoha.

"SAKURA!" She bellowed.

"Yes, Tsunade-shishou?"

"Today is the day that little brat Naruto comes back."

"R-Really?"

"Yes, I suggest you go see him."

"Y-yeah!"

Sakura was planning to wear really provocative clothing and flirt with Naruto, because ever since he left for his training mission, she realized something. Naruto had always been there for her, but she had just rejected him time and time again. She realized that what she felt for Sasuke was just a childish crush, and she also realized that she felt something deeper than that for Naruto. She didn't know what it was exactly, but she knew it was there, and it overwhelmed her.

"Uuuuu ... I can't wait to see Naruto's face when he see's how much I've matured," She thought, whimpering as she squeezed her C-cup breasts with her hands.

"I just really hope he isn't a pervert..."