"Wake up little human." a fairy whispered
"Slap" "Ouch"
"Little fairy why did you hit me?" said Link
"I felt like it"
"Why are you here?" said Link
"Oh yeah the great deaku tree needs you"
"Needs me?" said Link "Me a little punnie elf type of thing (speaking of link)"
"Yes (long pause) at least I think he needs you" said the little fairy
"Well then lets get going" link said
Off they went to see the great deaku tree
"Hi great deaku tree" said Link
"This little fairy said you needed me" Link said
"Oh yes how could I forget" said the tree
(Long pause again)
"So" Link said
"What was it?" link asked
"I swallowed a bug" the tree said
"You, you, you, you, swallowed a bug" Link said furiously
"Why yes, I swallowed a bug" said the tree
"You woke me up just to make me get a bug out of you body" Link said ready to burst in to flames
"(Long mad breaths)"
"Why yes now will you go and kill it" the tree said
"Kill you sure but the bug it can wait"
(bang bang went links head)
THE END