Title: Blackadder, Edmund Blackadder

Author: MacGyver

Summary:  What if Inspector Raymond Fowler were really Edmund Blackadder

Rated PG (for now)

Type: Drama / Romance

Blackadder/TBL crossover (with a little Johnny English throw in)

Pairings:  Edmund (Fowler)/Patricia, Habib/OC

Note:  This is just a little idea I had rolling around in my head.  I love the Blackadder and Thin Blue Line series as well as Johnny English.  They are by far and away my favorite Rowan Atkinson shows/films.  So I kind of rolled them all into one. Oh and just for story line sakes forget Blackadder V Back and Forth and I also made a few other changes they are…

            Edmund and Lorna have been best friends for almost 15years

            Edmund was previously married and has two kids James "Jamie" E. Blackadder and Victoria Lynn Blackadder

Setting:  Present (late 20th early 21st century), Edmund Blackadder IV's grandson.

Disclaimer:  Are disclaimers actually necessary?  Isn't it obvious that I don't own any of these characters (except James E. Blackadder and Victoria Lynn Blackadder which I do own)? Do they really need me to rub that fact in?  Any how don't sue me because I obviously don't.

Feedback:  I'd love feed back, but please be nice and keep in mind this is my first story.

Prologue 

The Blackadder clan never had much luck on their side; they seemed to be getting lower and lower on the society chain as the generations went by.  However as of late they seemed to be moving upward.  Edmund Blackadder VI, had just been Knighted by the Current Queen of England.  And even though his Grandfather was in the Great War he was still revered as a sneaky snake of sorts.  Though his father didn't make things easy, and it didn't help to have Baldrick still hanging around (though he did come in handy).

Edmund had been trying to quell his family's bad name and leave his father and grandfather's misfortunes behind him.   He studied hard and joined the British secret service, thinking that helping the country would make the wrongs done by his ancestors, right.   It seemed as though it was working, he had just prevented the country from being taken over by the French.  The Queen, who was already a good friend of Edmund's, was so grateful that she had him knighted.  Sir Edmund Blackadder, he never would have thought.  Though of course he never would have been able to pull it off without the help of his compatriots, Bough and Lorna Campbell. 

Baldrick on the other hand never went with Edmund like their ancestors had done; he lived and supported himself, though He and Edmund were still friends.  At an early stage Edmund had encouraged Baldrick to push out on his own and start a line that Baldrick's forthwith could be proud of , not the stupid ignorant buffoons that consisted of his heritage.  He still had an issue with personal hygiene, but one can't have everything.

At any rate things were going well for Edmund, he just turned 34 was knighted and now he was dating his very beautiful co-worker and friend Lorna.  They worked well together and had been good friends for almost fifteen years.  His two kids, Jamie and Vicky were almost out of high school and out on their own. Things were good. 

2 years later….

            There is always that one assignment that all agents dread, the one that is going to last years and in this particular case, years surrounded by idiots and morons.  Edmund had not been expecting this assignment, he thought because of his years of sterling service and work he would be exempt and overlooked.  Edmund had been handed the task to fish out certain bad police officers and particular crooks that had hid themselves in the small town of Gasforth, England.   He would go undercover as Constable Raymond C. Fowler, a fairly young police officer who had a failed marriage and a son.  He thought it would be an easy task, all he had to do was find the corrupt officers and lowlifes, simple, short, no problem, little did he know. 

6 months later…

            Gasforth, Edmund found out was where the morons who couldn't make it in the real world of policing were thrown.  Not to mention the loonies and sissies of England.   He didn't think he was going to last another month let alone a year.  Granted he had to report in and go to London once a month, to show his progress, but that wasn't enough to keep him going.  That was what he thought until she was transferred to the precinct.   

He fell in love with her the minute he saw her, she had long blonde hair, beautiful delicate features, and a body to die for.  He soon found out that she was more than capable of taking care of herself; she would never give up her beliefs and she was very stubborn, she had a sharp mind and wasn't like any of these other twits at the station.