Arc I;
Act 0:
You're a Wizard, Tony
When Tony woke up he was in a cupboard which, okay, wasn't the worst place he had woken up but certainly wasn't normal by any means. What jolted him awake was that he had shrunk, no longer was he a man with an awesome goatee- which the masses started copying because, duh, Tony Stark here- but an ten-ish year old child. Then a different thought hit him and he was frantically scrambling to pull off the dress of a shirt he wore- and yes, most of the time he didn't care what others thought of his clothes but, fuck, at least they fit- only calming when he saw the glow of the arc reactor, though it was less implanted and more imbedded in his skin to where it wasn't removable which may or may not become a problem.
Someone banged on the door and a shrill voice called, "Up! Get up! Now!"
The door was banged again, "Up!" she screeched. Tony heard her walking toward the kitchen and then the sound of the frying pan being put on the stove. She was back outside the door, demanding "Are you up yet?"
"Nearly." Tony snarled sarcastically, how could he sleep with the woman's racket?
The woman snapped back, "Well, get a move on, I want you to look after the bacon. And don't you dare let it burn, I want everything perfect on Dudley's birthday."
Then it clicked- the screeching woman, the cupboard, being ten, Dudley- Tony was Harry freakin' Potter! But to be sure he asked, "Aunt Petunia?"
"Hurry up boy," She snapped. "We don't have time for your freakishness."
Because I can and I have no shame. My intention is for each 'Act' to equal a book/movie- sort of because Tony wouldn't just let things stay normal-ish.
Anyways, a question for you all:
If Tony Stark is Harry Potter then who are the others and why?