Stuck With Somebody Like You ️
I am a disowner of anything Skylanders. This is inspired by Skylanders Academy. The ship is Stealth Elf and Spyro. Please enjoy!
Chapter1: Elf Culture!
"Ugh, why do you always have to make a big deal of things that are about you, Spyro!" "Oh, I don't know, why do you have to be so triggered about it." Spyro shot back. I was furious at Spyro. I swore, if he made another sound I'll punch his so-called-smirk off that face. He stalked off mumbling something like "Get the hell out of my life." "Whoa, what just happened?" Eruptor said walking up. "Oh, just SPYRO (she said this loud enough for him to hear) being a jack-ass, again." She finished sarcastically. "Okay, any-who, there was something I needed from you." " Ok, (I said trying to calm down) what do you need?" I need you to get us the B-A-G." He said in a whisper voice. "Oh, k' I'll get it." "See ya" "Bye!" I yelled as he left. I suddenly heard the speakers boom out around the campus of Skylanders Academy. It was Master Eon's voice. "Skylanders Unite!" I raced to the Grand Library. I met J-V (Jet-Vac), Pop-Fizz, Spyro, Eruptor, Hugo, and Eon there. "Skylanders, the Doom Raiders have recently been put in Cloudcracker Prison, meaning there is no reason that you should be worried. So, all I ask of you is that you have a wonderful break." He left us at that and then J-V said " So what are you guys going to do today, hm?" I spoke up, "I'm going to write some cards to my family." "Stealth Elf out." I said this very angrily because Spyro stuck his tounge out at me. Everyone shot him evil glares after I left. "What?" I heard him say. "Fine, I'll go talk to her." I heard the door to our cabin open, I heard Spyro yell to me, "Where are you Stealth Elf?" "I'm in my room!" I yelled to him. He came into my room. "Look, I'm sorry about what happened earlier." "It's all right." I said as we walked up to the roof. "Actually, I don't think it's all right." "No, I'm sure that it's all right." I laughed to myself, "There we go again." He noticed me laugh. "What's so funny?" "Hmm, oh sorry, did you say something?" "I said…. Oh, you know what, never mind." "Well, I better go, see ya." He started to fly off. "Wait," Spyro stopped "Yeah, what do you need?" "Never mind." I said. "Ok then." Then he flew of. 'Godamn it' I thought to myself. 'I messed up, again.'
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"Strycor, i've said this one million times before, you are not getting out of here," Kassandra said. "Why do you have to be so annoying! "Mother!" Kaos yelled. "I made a finger puppet." "Should we visit father" "Kaos, sweetie, we will when I take care of Strycor here." She ended very harshly. "Ok mother." Kassandra thought about putting Strycor in CloudCracker prison, since he wasn't as powerful as he was when Spyro turned evil. 'No', she thought to herself. 'It'll just have to wait.'
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"Think Stealth Elf, think." It finally came back to her. "Right, the bag!" Unfortunately for her she said this too loud and everyone in the house woke up and J-V gave me a good talking to. Spyro came to and asked what the bag was. "Ah, ha-ha-ha, uhm, nothing you need to concern yourself with." I said sarcastically. The truth was that the "bag" held a present for Spyro. It wasn't big and it wasn't small either. It was something to do with his ancestors that involved me, my kind, and his parents. You see being an elf isn't all that easy, especially these days since elves are like really flawless and the boys just can't stop drooling over the girls and the other way around, except more intense, if you know what I mean. "I'll tell you all about it tommorow, k?" We all went back to sleep after that.
Next Day...
Spyro: R U going 2 tell me what was in the bag?
Stealth Elf: I'd rather tell u in prsn.
Spyro: When, where, why?
Stealth Elf: 12:05 pm at the lonely sheep island near Skylanders Community College, and because it has something to do with me and my kind.
Spyro: Oh, I see, don't tell me u r going all mushy on me. R u?
Stealth Elf: What the f*k!. No!
Eruptor: Stealth Elf and Spyro sitting in a tree. K-i-s-s-i-n-g. First come-
Stealth Elf: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Eruptor: I think we made her mad.
Spyro: You think? And I'm not the one who made her mad.
Eruptor: Yeah, sorry man.
Spyro: It's all right.
Stealth Elf: I wil kick you off of the group chat if you don't shut the fuck up.
Eruptor: Sorry.
Stealth Elf: It's alright.
Spyro: Good, because we defenitely don't like you when you're on your bad side.
Stealth Elf: Shut the hell up, Spyro.
Spyro: I'm just saying.
Stealth Elf: I said shut up!
Spyro: Geese, sorry!
Stealth Elf: Meet u there then?
Spyro: Yeah
I walked outside and used my speed to appear to the island in less than 5 seconds. I looked around to see if Spyro was there yet. He swooped down out of the air. "Hey," I said as he landed. "Hey, you got the bag?" "Yep!" I said. I handed the bag over to him and opened it immediately. It was like his life depended on it. The bag contained a medium sized book the title read, "The Dragon and the Elf" he said this out loud. Spyro opened the book and read aloud, "For those of you who are reading this you might think this isn't a copy of the original book but it is the original and this is only written in the original..." after what seemed like forever, he asked, "What does this have to do with my parents?" I stuttered trying to find which was the best way to say it. Your parents... and my mom were best friends when we were little... so after my parents died I was lost I in the forest and was still... only a toddler when... they.. you know...died." I burst into tears at the last few words I had said. "Oh, Stealth Elf, I'm so sorry. Hey, it's gonna' be alright." He tryed to comfort me and it, surprisingly, worked really well. I immediately stopped crying and looked him in the eye. "I'm sorry I cried, I didn't think you would be so worried about me." It took me a bit to realize what I had said and I blushed. Then I got up and opened up the bag and pulled a picture out of it. "This is my family when I was just 5 years old." He awed at the picture and noticed that Stealth Elf had looooong blue hair but completely white skin instead of green. "You have white skin in this picture and you look beautiful in this image." "What, are you saying I don't look pretty with green skin?!" "No, I never said that." He started to giggle, then he burst out laughing and opened his bag and pulled out two bottles of jack. "To Stealth Elf, the greenest of them all." I glared at him and stated that I shouldn't be drinking since I was only 17. "Who gives a fuck?" "It's not like Eon knows were doing it and besides I'm 20." He bragged. "Oh, yeah, well, I'm the more mature one!" I shot back. "Whatever." About 20 minutes later I was blushing and laughing at whatever Spyro said because 1. It was my first time drinking Jack. And 2. I loved it. We went home after I was able to contain myself and unfortunately I got sick. But, who cares?...