Yeah, this is long overdue… Hope you enjoy!

September 24, 2006

Drabble Meme for Mandolina Lightrobber

by Pearl of the Dark Age

Yami no Bakura sauntered into the apartment he shared with an unusual redheaded pacifist. He surveyed the scene. A bowl that had been filled with cold water and a gold fish had been knocked to the floor. The weapon of choice – a broken broom – rested next to it. There were unexplained chunks of asphalt, a limb of a pine tree, and a punctured drum strewn about. In the corner sat Amelda with his knees drawn to his chest.

Bakura glanced at the former swordsman of Doom suspiciously. "What the hell have you been up to?"

No answer.

"I'm not cleaning this up, you wacko," the white haired thief added.

"He said no," Amelda supplied in a hollow voice.

"What? Did your brain just short-circuit? Who said no to what?" Bakura inquired. He started chewing on a gladiola he had found on his way home. He was losing interest fast.

"Kaiba," Amelda answered vaguely. "He said no."

Bakura rolled his eyes. "Not again…" he moaned. "Are you going to explain what all this crap is doing in my apartment?"

Amelda looked up at him. His silver eyes flashed dangerously. "Blame Lina," he answered simply. "She made me do it."

A white petal stuck out of Bakura's mouth, making him look like a deranged cat eating flowers. "You need to get out from under her spell, Amelda. She's a bad influence on you."

"And what are you? You never lift a finger around here. Your apartment? That's rich! Coming from someone who's three months behind on rent!" Amelda's voice reached top decibal. "I should move out!"

"And in with Kaiba dearest?" Bakura scathed. His manic grin widened as he kicked the broken broom handle towards the redhead. "Clean this up, or I'll clean you out! I learned how to do anal edemas at school today!"

"You'd like that, wouldn't you, pervert?" Amelda smiled to himself. "I can't believe they let someone like you into med school!"

"Doctor Bakura, MD… Can you just imagine it?" Yami no Bakura looked evilly blissful. "I brought home a box of latex gloves! Wanna have some fun?"

The redhead's expression changed from apprehensive to sadistic glee. "You know, I think I saw Lina outside in the rain not that long ago. Why don't you go after her?"

"You're closer," Bakura replied, his smile widening. "Easy prey…"

Amelda stood up, but he couldn't back up. He was already in a corner, after all. Yami no Bakura advanced on him. "Let me give you a physical, Amelda. I'll use lubricant this time!"

The redhead tried to back up, forgetting that he couldn't. His breathing quickened. "You'll have to be gentler this time, Bakura. I'm not immortal like you, cockroach." His silver eyes darkened. I really need a new roommate, he thought to himself.

Three hours later the chunks of asphalt had been tossed out the window onto an innocent person's car. Bakura whooped as pedestrians on the nearby pavement scattered in alarm. "There is nothing like sex to put me in the mood for chucking asphalt!" he cried. "Where's that broom?"

"I think you broke the larger piece when spanking me," Amelda replied from behind. "There's nothing but splinters."

"Hmm… Remind me to thank Lina later," Yami no Bakura murmured in mock thoughtfulness. "The pine tree should do!" He strode across the room to pick up the rather large branch, scattering needles and pine cones everywhere. "I have a better idea!" He announced as he stared at his treasure. "Let's make winter wreaths and wear them!"

Amelda blinked. "With what?"

Bakura grinned. "Nothing, of course!" He promptly started to tear apart the branch, knawing on different sections randomly.

"Do you know how to make wreaths?" Amelda inquired. He watched his crazy roommate and then glanced out the window. "I don't like being cold, you know. I live with you. That's bad enough."

Bakura stopped dead. "What's that supposed to mean?" he asked hotly. "Are you saying I'm not… I'm not…"

"A warm and fuzzy person?"

End drabble.

Author's Note: Lina is my friend who requested this drabble. She had certain words that had to be included, and she wanted a certain amount. I did it, Lina! (The title, A/N, etc don't count, I'm sure.)

Now, I'll take request, but please follow the guidelines and don't add anything yourself!

Drabble Meme snagged from MOG, who snagged from KS
The idea: You request drabbles (500 words or less ficlets) in a particular fandom, pairing optional, provide me a line, and I'll write it.

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2. One request per person.

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