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D'Void pranced into his baby!Sue's bedroom, expecting to find them in their specially made wooden crib which they were always usually in when the plot called for it. Which happened to be quite often. He didn't see them and got terribly upset.

"Oh no, where did babbys go?" D'Void blurbed.

He heard noises. He went to investigate the noises. He saw evil bad peoples who were the rebel forces trying to overthrow his reign of terror in Ben's continual absence.

"Hey, D'Void, we killed your precious babbys," they said upon appearing dramatically in the hallway.

"You fuckers!" D'Void screamed. He ran to the cribs where he found the dead baby-things. "NOOOO! Wait. How the fuck did you manage to kill them?"

He quickly realized that also happened when the plot called for it. Which was also quite often.

He broke down and sobbed hysterically. Then he stood up after wiping away his endless tears of stupid as he realized something. "Wait, I can have more. They'll just appear right out of thin air for me. I don't have to worry. I'll never run out of my supply of hideous, completely useless, entirely illogical baby-Sues!" He began to dance around happily in his underwear while holding cake.

Several more shrieking-sobbing baby Sues appeared with comical popping sound effects. They began vomiting acidic bile onto the carpets and shitting everywhere.

"This is certainly bad news for us," said a nameless rebel.

"We should probably just kill ourselves," said another.

And so they did.

The End