I have decided to post this early. As the ideas i had jumped out and bit me like the holiday bug.
MJM
Six Reasons Why Genovia Should Get Rid of the Royals
There are countless reasons why the the country of Genovia should get rid of the their Royal family. This article is just six of them.
The first reason being that Genovia may be a constitutional monarchy the head of the family Prince Philipe is the country's first ever Prime Minister is in no condition to run the country, either as a Prince or our Prime minister. Recent health issues and arrest leave cause for concern.
The second reason are the Prince's daughters. He has three daughters that are the same age and from the same mother as they are triplets. They were also born out of wedlock. They do not present themselves as a Royal. Mia the oldest is more concerned with saving whales and pandas than she is running a country. The middle daughter Lily is more concerned with her television show and being the american female version of Russell Howard than she is helping her birth country. And last but not least we have Lana who's behavior in college is not be fitting of a princess. The girl likes to party and drink not the best example for Genovia's impressionable young girls.
The third reason is none of the main line royal family live in genovia full time. The princesses only seem to visit their country during the Christmas and summer holidays.
The forth reason is none of the princesses are good examples for Genovia's young Mia's visits to her boyfriends overnight. In fact she went to her high-school prom with one date and left with another leaving her original date stranded. Lily is rumored to have had romantic interests in her own gender. And last but not least there is Lana again. Lana has been caught several times on video and audio saying things that we would not want our children to repeat. A song entitled 'Candy Hole' appeared on YouTube back when she was in college and has continued to rack up over a million views since.
The fifth reason is their lack of control. The blame on this one lays mostly with the Prince's mother the Dowager Princess. It seems that every birthday and holiday an extravagant party has to be thrown. Thank the lord that the princesses have the same birthday. The cost of the Royal family's parties last year total over one million dollars.
And the final reason is that having a royal family for a country who's population nearly reaches a hundred thousand is just plain crazy.
That is all for this week. Tune in next week for more.
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