At sat at her laptop preparing for the TD when suddenly she heard some yelling from outside. Thankfully, Skipper was just passing her office. "Skipper! Would you watch my laptop while I go straighten things out here? I don't want Mort or Julian messing around like last time." "Alright." Skipper entered the room as AT hurried outside. At first he just waited but then did something what all paranoid, curious animals would do.

He sat down at her place and checked her files. Apparently she didn't have any diabolical plans or something like that. Just a note to remind him to take Private to the vet just in case he could have a concussion or broken bones from his earlier adventure with Blowhole. Suddenly one of the tabs started blinking. Skipper clicked on it. Someone had written: The slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe. Skipper´s eyes darted up. ´Cleverbot´. He decided to write back: What the deuce does that mean? It just repeated the comment. Skipper wrote back: Who are you?

I´m a girl. It said.

Skipper: That´s not the question.

Cleverbot: Then what is the question.

Skipper: I want to know who you are!

Cleverbot: I´m a girl in Virginia!

Skipper: Just forget it.

Cleverbot: Forget you

Skipper: Look, all I want to know is what you´re doing here with AT.

Cleverbot: I´m chatting on the internet with you.

Skipper: Ugh! I´m not AT!

Cleverbot: Who are you then?

Skipper: Classified.

Cleverbot: Kan du norsk?

Skipper: Ja. But it brings back memories of…..(shudder)

Cleverbot: Please avoid Unicode, or visit http:/ international. \

Skipper:….

Cleverbot: It´s good to talk.

Skipper: Who is talking?

Cleverbot: The Cider Monkey

Skipper: Good grief! It´s you! Where is Buck Rockgut?

Cleverbot: In the center of the earth.

Skipper: What are you doing with him?

Cleverbot: Having fun.

Skipper: Wh-what do you mean by that?

Cleverbot: I mean that everything you see or feel is a figment of your imagination and even you are an image. So that makes everything not real.

Skipper:….Nice try Blowhole!

Cleverbot: Please avoid Unicode, or visit http:/ international. \

Skipper: You already said that. So what are you planning to do with humanity this time?

Cleverbot: Sorry, I was doing something. I don't know yet.

Skipper: Have you hit your head lately or something?

Cleverbot: Not at all and don't change the subject, do YOU know where you would be, since I am cleverbot.

Skipper: So you are not a crazy genius trying to destroy the world?

Cleverbot: Oh, now I´m offended.

Skipper: Okay, I think I´ll just end this conversation.

Cleverbot: Because?

Skipper: Because this makes no sense, and I´m just wasting my time.

Cleverbot: I´m sorry then.

Skipper: For what?

Cleverbot: For upsetting you.

Skipper: I´m not upset.

Cleverbot: You said you are.

Skipper: No I said I´m confused.

Cleverbot: Did you really?

Skipper: Yes. Now goodbye.

Cleverbot: What?

Skipper: GOODBYE!

Cleverbot: Don't be rude.

Skipper: I´M NOT BEING RUDE!

Cleverbot: Neither am I?

Skipper: You know, I think you´re purposely confusing me.

Cleverbot: You are confusing me!

Skipper: I am not!

Cleverbot: Why am I making you feel uneasy?

Just then AT came in. "Thanks Skip-what are you doing?" Skipper sighed relieved. "AT, help me out here." She went over to him and quickly read what happened before taking Skipper´s seat.

AT: You´re making nobody feel uneasy, stupid.

Cleverbot: Parrot talk is childish don't you know?

AT: Then why are you doing it?

Cleverbot: Because I want to.

AT: Whatever.

She then turn it off before the conversation could continue. "Now tell me. What files did you read?"

A\N: Just a random idea that came to my mind. If you want to chat with Cleverbot, go to: / You don't have to log in or something.