Twisted 02

Episode 1

Just Another Flippin' 02 Rewrite Story

TK sighed.

It was one thing to find oneself back at the beginning of an adventure. It was another much different thing to have just that with one of those uneasy feelings.

As he stared at the beauty in front of him, he casually debated the merits of said thought.

"What did you say your name was again?" The digidestined inquired, only for the girl to sigh. Compared to his simple school clothes with a tan fisherman cap and tennis shoes, her short pink dress with matching stockings and ballet flats seemed out of place. Add in her long crimson hair and reddish brown eyes, she was probably ready to be the girl of someone's dreams. Well, if you ignored the large pink teddy bear that hung on her back for some reason.

"Davis Motomiya." The girl answered, totally accepting this all as normal and stuff. "Is there a problem with that?"

TK took a step back and shook his head.

"The more things change…" TK whispered as he glanced around their surroundings. Currently, the duo found themselves in the hallway leading up to the computer lab. Before that, everything felt blank and empty, as if only the void had remained. "So, do you know how we got here?"

"Not really?" Davis answered as TK dug through his pockets, pulling out a simple handgun out.

"Here, take one of intelligence pill." TK explained as he pointed his weapon towards the girl and fired. Strangely, no bullet came out.

"Bang!"

Davis only smiled and threw the ammo clip back. TK sighed and repeated what he just did, getting the same result. He did finally stop, having now repeated this 'experiment' at least a dozen times. Each time it was the same frustrating result that only seemed to grow even more irritating with repetition. Even Davis had begun to grow impatient by attempt #45 and yet, she still continued her act. The two probably would have continued for the rest of the day, if a slimy hand hadn't worked its way onto both of their backs.

"Hello…" a voice announced and the duo turned around. "I'm Yolei Inoue."

Standing before them, was a pile of congealed green stuff attempting to take on a humanoid shape and failing. Not that it really would change anything about this at all.

"Jello!" Davis announced and pulled a spoon out. See above sentence.

"I beg your pardon?" Yolei inquired and pushed the oblivious girl against the wall. "You must be quite mistaken."

"Huh?"

Davis dropped her spoon, only to shove her head into Yolei.

"Were you even listening?!" The slime announced as her pleas fell on deaf ears. "I am not jello!"

"I'll handle this." TK explained and pulled Davis out of the slimegirl. "We're getting ahead of ourselves. My name is TK Takaishi."

"And I'm Davis Motomiya!" Davis announced, seemingly ready to shove her head in a second time. Even though Yolei wasn't made of jello at all.

Yolei's gaze focused on the girl, totally confused by what was even going on.

"Davis? Isn;t that a boy's name?"

Davis only laughed.

"Does it really even matter that much?" she answered and pulled her magenta plush out for them to all see. "Why don't both of you say hello to Gingko!"

TK stared towards the camera, giving a look of complete WTF to the wonderful viewers out there.

"It has a name?" He asked and Davis nodded. "That's it. I quit!"

The digidestined of hope then turned around and walked away, only to slam right into a conveniently placed wall. It was probably important for something later but for now, it held no such use to any of them.

"Not funny."

Before anyone could even respond to TK, light smoke began to fill the hall.

Everyone just stood there as they looked around for the source of the smoke, eventually focusing on a midget at the far end of the hallway. It was a young boy, dressed in a black tux with a matching pair of dress pants. A black fedora covered his practically nonexistent hair, which seemed to contrast quite nicely with his lime green eyes and bored face with a large cuban cigar. For some reason, he had a baseball bat and a nonexistent switchblade on him.

"So, you're the people I have to deal with." the boy whispered and tapped a baseball bat against the floor as he walked towards them. "I found you."
Davis took a step back, holding her teddy bear in front of her.

"Please don't hurt me." she whispered as TK gave her a confused glance.

"Too bad." The bully explained and swung his bat towards the group. "I guess I have to kill you all now."

A gunshot then rang off, knocking the bat out of the moron's hands.

"Don't even try it." TK announced and their attacker froze. The attacker just kneeled before them, as if TK was some sort of mystical god that only he knew about.

"Please forgive me." The boy explained as TK placed his hand on Cody's back.

"While you did attempt to kill us, I will let you live for now."

The boy reluctantly smiled and cautiously picked the bat up.

"Thank you." He whispered and walked back towards where he came from. Everyone else followed right behind, finding themselves at a door. It wasn't that special, just a piece of oak wood that had been painted brown for some reason.

They stared at it for a couple minutes. Maybe they were hoping that someone on the other side would notice them and grant them passage. Eventually, Davis grabbed hold of the doorknob and pulled it open.

They found themselves welcomed by four white walls and some god-awful grayish black carpet found in schools across the United States. Two table lined the back and right walls respectively. The back table had just a couple guns along with some ammunition clips. On the right table, was one of those large computers that is only considered 'high-tech' for about a couple of months before the next big breakthrough come and make it an antique. An analog clock hung towards the top of the back wall, with a pocket knife stopping the hands at 3:06.

"This is it?" Davis announced as she made her way to the back table, picking up a rifle and pointed it towards the left wall. "I think I can do this."

She then pulled the trigger, watching the bullet pass through the wall with utmost ease.

"What the hell?!" TK shouted and grabbed the rifle away from her, only for Davis to grab it back. "Fine. You can have it."

While those two did that, Yolei and Cody were investigating the computer.

"Do you think this junk will even start?" Cody suggested, possibly ready to smash it into a million pieces.

"Possibly." Yolei answered and pushed the power button, making her way over to the gun table. For some reason, the slime decided an uzi was truly the best gun for her.

Even then, it left Cody with the trusty and always handy shotgun. Not that the gangster really minded.

"I guess it'll work." The gangster thought and casually loaded the weapon. "Is it done loading yet?"

He made a quick glance towards the antique, finding it displaying some sort of portal.

"I guess so." Yolei answered as the four gathered around the device. "Ready to do this?"

Everyone then nodded and were promptly sucked in.