I don't own any Ben 10 characters, nor do I claim. By using a canon character as a extremely thinly disguised self-insert, I can assert anything I want and claim it has logical basis in canon even if it's so far out there, it might as well be in another universe!What I can't do is provide any evidence whatsoever to back up those claims. So I just yell and scream really loud at anyone who dares criticize it! It works well enough. Unless it backfires and causes hilariously scathing deconstructive parodies like nobody's business.
Our tragically stupid hero-villain, D'Void, lord of the Null Void, formerly known as that wacky mad scientist fellow, Doctor Animo, before he got retconned into a super powerful bishonen desu weeaboo magnet, shoved his face into his Mary Sue Null Guardian baby's crib. She was dying tragically yet again for the hundred thousandth millionth time. Feelz, pl0x.
He picked her up and cuddled her while sobbing hysterically and cooing in revolting baby gibberish. He hugged her and put her favorite stuffed kitty into her slimy tentacle. D'awww. She gave him smoochies. I swear to God, if I read that line one more time my head is going to explode. I feel very close to physical pain when I read that. And I'm not the only one. I feel sorry for the other actual Animo fans out there. Only not really. Or I wouldn't be writing this twisted, slightly less offensive fuckery out of a sick sense of humor.
D'Void suddenly began to die of tragic inexplicable reasons.
"Oh no, I'm also dying tragically! Again! I..love...you...my...precious...baby...Sue!" he sobbed-gasped. "OP...is...a...genius! Greatest...writer...and...Ben 10 fan...who ever...lived...and...wrote for this...fandom!"
He lolled his tongue out and died. Tragically. While sobbing uncontrollably. Even though he was dead already and logically couldn't do that.
BECAUSE!
He's a sweet, loving old psychopath. That is my headcanon and I'm sticking to it.
Kiss my ass, plebes!
The End