Disclaimer: Was bored :D, I don't own anything
Chapter 1
(Shao Kahn's arena Shaolin monks ending)
Shao Kahn: Earthrealm shall be mine. It will fall as easily as Kung Lao!
Kung Lao: It's about time!
Shao Kahn: Wait what? Has anyone else relized that line makes absolutely no sense?
(Subzero shows up)
Subzero: Hey guys! (Applause from audience)
Raiden: Subzero? What are you doing here?
(Scorpion shows up)
Scorpion: Hey guys! (Mehs come from the audience) What the hell?
Cage: What's going on? I mean who else will show up?
Shang Tsung: Here I come back from the dead!
Liu Kang: (Breaks his neck) It's ironic!
Tremor: So Kahn you want me to mop up the blood yet?
Jax: Sonya I've come to save you!
Kitana: You had to ask Johnny didn't you?
Sonya: Jax go away!
Shao Kahn: Look can we just finish this battle? You guys who are all powerful don't help your friends just watch.
Everyone: Sure.
Shao Kahn: Now!
Quan Chi: No!
Liu Kang: Who is that?
Quan Chi: It is I Quan Chi (Boo's from audience)
Auidience member: YOU SUCK!
Quan Chi: Anyway, I must be a total d-k and mess up all of your plans! (Holds up his amulet)
Ermac: Hey guys just coming out of nowhere to say (slips on blood, knocks the amulet out of Quan Chi's hand)
Quan Chi: Aw crap! (teleports)
( The amuelt shots a beam of green at everyone near the arena including Ermac, Sonya, and Kano)
(A few hours later)
Note: Remember who's who now :P
?: (A girl Screams)
?: Kung Lao What's wrong?
Kung Lao: (in Ermac's body but with Kung Lao's voice) AHHHHHHH! I feel like speaking in third person even though I'm technically speaking for myself and ow my head hurts from that logic!
Liu Kang (in Cage's body): You feel bad? I feel like an American stereotype who thinks he's all that and wastes his money on sunglasses!
Subzero (in Scorpion's body): I feel like hunting down a guy who's mad at me for killing his brother. Oh wait!
Scorpion (in Tremor's body): Oh shut up!
Liu Kang: How do you feel?
Scorpion: I don't know... I feel like I have nothing to do with the series.
Sonya (in Raiden's body): AHHHHH I'm old!
Raiden: (in Jax's body): I'm only a couple thousand years old...
Jax: (in Kano's body): Irony...
Kano (in Liu Kang's body): It's cold... How does this guy not wear a shirt?
Cage: (In Sonya's body) I'm fine with my switch!
Sonya: (Smacks him) Pervert!
Kitana (In Shao Kahn's body): Why do I feel like I must abuse my wife and daughter?
Ermac (In Subzero's body): No I hate blue! That's why I always wore red!
Tremor (In Kitana's body): Hmmm... I feel like I hate the planet Pluto.. But why?
Raiden: Who did Shao Kahn switch with?
All: (Stare at Shang Tsung)
End of Chapter one. So you don't get confused write down who is who now :P