Once upon a time in a shitty MS Paint drawing...
There was some weird dark haired guy. He looked like he had no arms, but actually it was just too shitty of a drawing to tell. He was named Pooplord, because whoever drew him waas stupid enough to let the internet name him. He had glasses and looked like a shitty rip-off of Harry Potter.
It was Pooplord's birthday, and the day he finally gave up all autonomy to a weird internet cult led by Andrew Hussy. The Dark Lord Hussy decided that it was time to end all life in his shitty internet comic and sent meteors to destroy everything.
Pooplord talked to his friends online, and then decided to survive by uploading his brain into some wierd ripoff of Warcraft, called Sburb, because Hussy is the worst speller.
When Pooplord was in the game, he found out that he got his own planet to be guardian because apparently he's a Green Lantern now or some shit. While trying to figure out what the fuck was going on, Pooplord practiced his cool magician guy powers and summoned his grandma's ghost to make him cookies. So now he is a sexist necromancer ripoff of Harry Potter. Good job Pooplord.
Meanwhile all of Pooplord's friends, that chick with the glasses, the one without glasses and Dave, the most awesomest sunglass wearing guy other than his jerk brother Dirk, decided they should all survive the apocalypse too and uploaded their brains into the Cloud.
There were also trolls, who were grey people with weird leet-speak speech impediments who hung around being cool. Karkat got angry, Nepeta was a kitty, Equius was strong, Sollux had four horns, and Terezi was blind. Terezi was the coolest though, because she could see the future.
Things happened and everyone's dreams died a horrible death, except all the humans totally went God mode. Then they decided their world was too bullshit and traveled into the next world over. But the bullshit apocalypse crap followed them, and they were all attacked by the evil twin of Betty Crocker.
At some point in the far off future is the Mayor. The mayor is the best. Everyone loves the mayor, even you. Or else.
For some reason there is also this weird interval with time travel fuckery and detective noir, featuring Spade Slick! Spade slick has no patience for this time travel bullshit. He hates Doctor who, but mostly he hates the gang of bad guys who are all numbered and can manipulate time. Especially his Catwoman exoy, the super sexy Snowman, because she iS no man. Hussy makes terrible puns, so he's cool in my books.
Then everything goes back to normal and then the universe ends when JOHN ENGLISH says fuck all this bullshit and achieves immortality by destroying all of existence. But the heroes try to stop him and get their asses kicked so hard. Also Dave is kind of stupid. And then it ends, but I don't know how because I am not a huge nerd.