Shitty Pity: dialogue-only version
By Yukirei (a.k.a. Cosmiko Ling)

Pairing: Zoro x Sanji nakamaship
Disclaimer: I do not own One Piece or any of its characters. One Piece belongs to Oda Eiichiro-sensei. This is a non-profit fanfiction written by a fan, for the enjoyment of other fans.
Summary: Zoro finds Sanji mid-duel and bleeding. Warning: hurt/comfort - HWP? Hurt Without Plot? ;P
Author's Notes:
Inspired by:
1. LiveJournal community onepieceyaoi100's Talking theme (dialogue only was specified by the topic setter)
2. Beginning inspired by Chinese fanfiction, Garnet Blue by 夜川·某茶 (Ye4 Chuan1.Mou3 Cha2) on myfreshnet dot com, li(underscore)cosplay/100079883
3. A randomly drawn comic, Battle Wounds (presently discontinued)

Chapter 2 contains full version with narration between dialogue.

"What the hell--! What does the idiot think he is doing?"

"Get out of my fight, shitty swordsman."

"Like hell I'm going to."

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"She's gone."

"What crap were you doing? Don't underestimate a woman. Some can fight as well as men."

"I'm not attacking a lady."

"Wake up, ero-cook. That was YOUR blood on her blades."

"..."

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"The harbour's to the right."

Grunt. "Nami said something about west of the island."

"And Nami-san is undoubtedly correct, as always. West doesn't mean left, dumbass."

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"Are you slowing down for me, marimo? ...I don't need your shit pity."

"Why should I do that for you, bastard?"

"Good. We need to get back to the Merry quickly. Almost dinnertime. Luffy will be at the fridge again. Someone had better stop him or we'll have to get more supplies."

"...Oi. Idiot mayuge, you alright?"

"Fine as can be. ...Ugh. Damn."

"..."

"What are you doing?! Let me down, shitty marimo!"

"You can't even stand, idiot cook. And you're washing the streets with your blood."

"You're one to talk about bleeding. I don't need your shit pity! Let me down, damn it!"

"I'm not letting you down. You're the one who said we needed to get back quickly."

"I don't need your shit pity."

"I know. No one's pitying you."

A resigned sigh.

"...I might not be up to cooking dinner tonight. And the dessert planned for the ladies... I'm sorry, Nami-san, Robin-chan."

"..."

"Turn right here, we took a diagonal street just now."

Grunt.

"Oi, keep Luffy out of the fridge."

Grunt.

"And don't you raid the booze store while I'm not around."

"You talk too fucking much."

An almost inaudible chuckle.

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"Oi. Don't you sleep, idiot cook. Talk to me. We're reaching the Merry soon. Damn it. Talk to me. Oi!"

Date written: 7 April 2006