Imagine you're in one of those cheap motel rooms where the cockroaches are running so loud you can't sleep. But not only insects' trumping doesn't let you rest, because through the thin motel walls you can hear everything.
(in the background there's some kind of a rapid scream or howl and banging on the door)
"In the name of God's mercy! Sam, stop it! Come out of this bathroom so we could talk!"
"You want to talk, Dean? You?"
"I'll do everything to stop whatever you're doing"
"I'm singing!"
"Heh, who would have guessed? You know, Sammy, that instrumental music can't be sung, right?"
"It's Metallica, Dean!"
"Again, who would have guessed?"
(more wailing)
"Sam, stop it!"
"So now I'm not allowed to sing?"
"No, you can sing whatever you want. But this is not singing. You're howling. So stop it, before all dogs will come here because, I'm sure, you can howl in ultrasounds."
"The human's larynx is built in the way which makes it impossible to emit ultrasounds"
"It wouldn't be the first time you appeared to be a freak of nature"
"What?!"
"Nothing! What are you, pissed off at me?"
"Yes, Dean, I am. And you know why? Because you again made me look like an idiot in front of the people and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah (in this point Sam's bitching is so boring, that no one is listening to him any more) blah, blah, blah, blah, you know Dean?!"
(howling. Again)
"OK, Sam, open this door, or I'll have to force it!"
"Has it ever occurred to you to check the door knob? It's opened, genius!"
"Oh… Sam! What are you doing with my toothbrush? And my toothpaste?"
"Well after you told people I'm a maniacal cleaner I thought I could at least give you a reason. So I cleaned our toilet bowl"
"Using my toothbrush and toothpaste?!"
"They make your teeth so white, that I assumed they would work on the toilet bowl too"
"…."
"And you know what, Dean? This whole talking thing? It really makes me feel better. I'm not pissed off at you anymore. Thanks man"
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A/N this is 6th of the Through The Thin Walls Verse.
The toothpaste idea was because yasmine32068, when she asked me if I write about Sam&Dean arguing about toothbrush and this was the only thing I come up. However I still don't know where to put "happy sock".
Thank you, all my readers. 3 you.