This fanfiction is a little commission, acting as a little surprise for one of my friends on a Discord chat that I wrote in less than an hour. Enjoy it, and please don't take this seriously, but as a joke!

Down in Beach City, the titular character Steven Universe is standing right near the waves of the sea, smiling on as he hummed a pretty insightful tune that he apparently made up just before he arrived at the grains of sand. Minutes go by as the boy had fun trying to predict where the waves would touch his chubby little feet before a guy named Incon, walked over to an unsuspecting Steven, grabbing his attention as he turned around, noticing a fist coming straight at his chubby face. It made a pretty hard impact, sending the boy back a couple steps before yelling in pain.

"OW! What was that for?" Steven tearfully said to Incon, rubbing on his bruised face cheeks.

"I'm pretty sure it was fairly obvious from this point onwards."

"But, why would you do that? I didn't do anything to you!"

"Well, if you really want me to be honest with you, it's because you're such a big crybaby, and the fact that you're like WAY too chubby!"

Incon almost immediately lashed out at the kid as his face turned slightly red.

"HOW OLD ARE YOU SON?!"

Steven tried to retaliate, fighting back his own tears trying to stand up for himself.

"What does that have to do with-"

"ANSWER MY DAMN QUESTION!"

"I'm only fourteen years old, alright?!"

Incon stared blankly at the boy for a second, before he slightly covered his face.

"Oh my god, I can't believe you."

"What? Is... there a problem?"

The teenage human gem hybrid's anxiety grew as Incon prepared himself for the speech of a lifetime as he walked tiny little steps, getting closer and closer to his face.

"Oh, you better believe I've got a problem with you! And while I'm here, I oughta talk some sense into your butt! I mean, you are fourteen years of age, and here you are still being a damn crybaby over the littlest things! Man the hell up for crying out loud and get some development! You're not a freakin' little baby anymore! You are an growing boy who's currently in his second year of being a teenager and you need to start acting like one!"

Steven stood there quietly and blankly at Incon.

"You're right..." He quietly said. "You're absolutely right!"

"Damn right I am." Incon said as he walked away from the teenage boy, leaving him be to think about his little advice that he obtained.

Seconds flew by as the sound of waves from the sea crashed slightly louder before Steven does the one thing that came directly out of the blue.

He broke down crying out ocular gushers, as they collided with the water on the very wet sand.

The End