Chapter 1
I am so bored. So you see, I'm hanging down above the highest trees in Alaska on a metal rope. I went to one of those adventure parks where you walk on platforms high above the ground. I was currently on the last stage: sliding on the 30 meters long rope, 20 meters above the ground.
Turns out I was too light and got stuck halfway, hanging high. Somebody helped me? Somebody went to get help? Naah, they all went home. Mommy, help me! And then struck me 'The Thought': O, Holy Momma, I'M GONNA DIE!