I loosely based this off of Sassy Gay Friend on youtube. I don't know why, it just sort of happened.
This is a crack!fic that I wrote at 1 am and then went to bed.
Never write crack!fics at 1 am, kids.
I do not own Sherlock or Sassy Gay Friend.
Meet John Watson from BBC's Sherlock.
John sits in his flat at 221B Baker Street, slowly slipping into depression because his best friend, Sherlock Holmes, is dead. This could have been avoided if he had a Sassy Gay Sherlock.
Sherlock bursts through the door fabulously. "What are you doing? What, what, what are doing?"
John stands up. "Sherlock! You're alive! What the hell? You could have told me this sooner you little shit. It's been a fucking year."
Sherlock holds up his hands. "Slow down, crazy. Slow down."
"How did you even survive the fall? I saw you jump, you were dead!"
Sherlock shakes his head sassily. "I faked my death, stupid bitch."
John gives Sherlock a confused look. "How?"
"I drank MIO! You can have a little, or a lot! I had a lot before I fell and it gave me super powers. Oops, spoiler alert!"
"You drank MIO?"
Sherlock nods. "Yes, now let's go have sex."
"I'm. Not. GAY!" John snaps, giving the biggest frown of all the frowns.
"Yes you are, now let's go."
John sighs. "Fine." he says as he walks into the bedroom.
Sherlock smiles and sighs. "He's a stupid bitch."
Sherlock sassily throws his scarf over his shoulder and walks into the bedroom.