...See you all at Hogwarts!
Harry? ran out the door, slamming the door behind him, and running to the Room of Requirement.
I need to be where I need to be.
I need to be where I need to be.
I need to be where I need to be.
Big double doors appeared, which were then pushed open by Harry?, a large banging sound resonating throughout the room.
"Did you do your job?" A mysterious figure asked, coming out of the shadows.
"Yes, now re-absorb me!" Harry? said.
"Okay." Harry said, stepping out of the shadows, "Come here clone."
Harry's clone jumped at Harry, seemingly to attack him, but he was relly oabsorbed into Harry's body. Harry had discovered the ability to make body doubles when he was a wee toddler. Whenever he needed to do stuff alone, he created a body double. So that explains the whole Harry Potter is not Harry Potter thing, but something about the text still puzzled him. Who's Severus Snape, and why is he in love with Lily? Who did Ginny murder? Who did Albus murder? How did anyone know any of this?
James jolted awake, hearing a sharp knock on the door. Lily bolted awake too, having woken up from her coma/nap soon after the text arrived. He approached the door to find the Minister of Magic himself on the Potter's doorstep. Cornelius Fudge graduated from Hogwarts when James was only in Third Year, and went on to become Minister of Magic.
"Hello, James." Cornelius said, pursing his lips into a thin beige line.
"Hello, Cornelius" James said, his brow furrowing in confusion.
"I'll be square with you. I got the message, everyone in the Wizarding World who can speak got the message. I came here to get you and Sirius to sign the paperwork to make you official animagus'. You're a prominent figure, so I'm not going to have you arrested. But I did have Rita arrested, because I hate her." Cornelius said, not stopping to take a breath.
"Okay. Where do I sign?" James asked with a grin.
Severus had gotten the message, and was not happy about it. It had basically told the world that he was in love with his enemy's wife. He picked up the phone that he got, finding it more convenient than the floo.
"Hello." Severus said, a sharp edge to his voice.
"Hi, It's me." Lily said, exhaling into the phone.