Tipped over the edge. To use these words to describe anyone, one would first have to say that there was an edge to begin with.
1.
"Come on, it will only hurt for a moment."
"What will?"
"Dying."
And we all thought that the holidays were nuts before.
2.
"Against common belief, I am not all that insane."
"Hmmm."
"What?"
"You are aware that these points aren't best made while decorating your house with entrails?"
"But it's Christmas!"
Humans are consumers.
3.
Slurp.
"Why are you alive?"
"Is there something wrong with me being alive?"
"Yes."
"And why is that? Man with out fear?"
"You should have burst after the 14th Freezy."
Pondering the universe just got more filly-soft-ick-Al
4.
"Why is blood red?"
"Because it is."
"But I think it would look better green. . ."
"Well, you can tell God that when you meet him again."
It's the simple things.
5.
"Hey, I've always wondered, why do you not like guns?"
"I hate the smell of gunpowder."
" . . .:"
I thought you knew me better.
6.
"Why haven't you killed me yet?"
" . . . who are you?"
The pitter-patter of little feet running with scissors.
7.
"Did you ever want kids?"
"No, I don't think so, I mean I don't think I could take the responsibility. What about you?"
"Do you really think there should be more people like me in miniature?"
" . . . and now I'll have nightmares for weeks."