Wild Cell Phones

by Niham

Songfic. Parody of the Irish drinking song Wild Rover featuring Troy and his cell phone. Enjoy.

A/n: This is dedicated to Caramel Boost and Java-Mocha Boost, who asked me to do another drinking song paradoy featuring High School Musical. I was going to do a Mary Sue Paroday, but I decided different. This is sung to the song, "Wild Rovers."

Disclaimer: Don't own HMS, any of it's charecters, and I don't own the song, "Wild Rovers," either.

Wild Cell Phones

Well I've been a sports star all my high school career
I never missed a practice until this year
She was so mad at us when the cell phone rang
And I hope the it will never ring again when she's near

And it's No, Nay, never- ring, ring, ring!
No, nay never no more- ring, ring!
Will I ring the wild cell phone
No never no more

I took up from my pocket my dear cell phone
And when the others started ringing
Ms. Darbus' eyes opened wide with rage
Her eyes blaze with fire and she screaches at us, "No cell phones!"
We all scramble to put the phones out of site
But alas we all end up in detention

And it's no, Nay, never- ring, ring, ring!
No, nay, never no more- ring, ring!
Will I ring the wild cell phone
No never no more

We all went to detention
And pretty Gabriella was there
I wanted to ask her out, but was afraid of a nay
So I'll wait to ask her another day

And it's No, Nay, never- ring, ring, ring!
No, nay never no more- ring, ring!
Will I ring the wild cell phone
No never no more

So I miss some of practice, that's okay
I'll confess what I've done
And I'll tell my dad that it was the evil cell phone
And, when he yells at me as oft times before
I swear never will play the wild cell phone no more

And it's No, Nay, never- ring, ring, ring!
No, nay never no more- ring, ring!
Will I ring the wild cell phone
No never no more