Disclaimer: I do not own Evangelion, Scarface, or any of the characters in it so don't bother suing. I'm a full-time college student so you won't be getting much anyways…..Greedy Bastards... >.>

"Blah" : Speech

'Blah' : Thought

(Bam!) : Action

Summary: Instead of Shinji being taken care of by his teacher for 7 years, he was taken under the wing of Tony Montana.

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It was a nice, quiet, sunny day in Miami. People on the beach lounging, women roller skating the boardwalk. Yup, all in a norma-

(BOOM! Shotgun re-cocked) "THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T BRING TONY MONTANA'S MAIL WHEN YOU 'SPOSED TO, YA DUMB FUCK! NOW YA DEAD!"

Yup, a normal day in Miami, Florida….if you live near Tony Montana.

(Flipping through Mail) "Le'see ere…bills, bills, god damn I.R.S on my ass 'gain….. Ahhh Ey Shinji! Some mail came for ya, something from your ol' man Gendo," Exclaimed Tony.

A boy around the age of 14 is seen walking down a set of curved stairs wearing a 3 piece suit wiping some white powder off of his face. "You say something Uncle Tony?" Asked Shinji. "Yeah I did, jou got some mail from your ol' man. Now 'scuse me, I gotta go deal with Alberto. He fucked up too many times." Says Tony as he walks into his conference room.

(Yelling, then shooting, then more yelling)

'Too bad, I kind of liked Alberto, he taught me how to cook.' thought Shinji as he sat down on a couch and read the letter from Gendo. 'So, he wants me back after all this time? Heh, wait until father gets a load of me now.' (Smirks)

"I'm gonna miss ya kid, jou were like the son I neva' had." Said Tony as he and Shinji hugged each other.

Tony grabs Shinji by the shoulders, looks him over and says "Jou raise some 'ell for your Pops eh? 'Lil prick deserves it. Make me proud kid."

"I'll show them Uncle Tony, I promise. I'll show them nobody messes with Tony Montana or 'Scarface' Ikari," Whispered Shinji.

Shinji says his goodbyes to Tony and walks out of the mansion. He pauses at the door, looking at his home for the past 7 years. In particular to a certain piece of art; a giant metal globe with THE WORLD IS YOURS written on it.

Smirking, Shinji thinks 'Jou damn right it is.'

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End Prologue

Well, there it is. I'll get to writing more when I get another break from college work.

Later Doods.