The Musical
One day, a million people just started randomly singing and stuff. They were all like lalalalalalalala and stuff so then, they wanted to sing better and stuff because they like to sing and stuff. So then, they heard about a magical rainbow singing contest and stuff. The winner would achieve ultimate singing power and stuff. So they entered and stuff and they sang and stuff. They were horrible and stuff. So, because they would lose and stuff, they called upon a talking flying elephant and stuff. So, the elephant sang with the group, allowing them to win and stuff. Then, the ghost of fairness and stuff appeared because they cheating by using a magical elephant and stuff. So, the ghost of fairness and stuff started singing and stuff. He was all like "You guys are gonna die, because you cheated and stuff. Soooo I am the ghost of fairness and stuff, and I will now kill you and take away that flying elephant and stuff. NOW PERISH AND STUFF!!!!" So all the singing people spontaneously and randomly combusted into flames and stuff. Then everyone died just because it's cool and random and stuff.
THE END