Disclaimer: Don't own Esca!
A/N: Please don't flame me cuz this is my first Esca humor fic, so if it really sucks, I just will delete it, so on with the fic... (And I know others have wrote Folkie b-day fics, but this is MY idea of how his party would be, MWAHAHA! * cough cough * Enjoy and R&R! ^_^
Folkie's Birthday
Chapter 1: Folkie's Big Day
It was a dark, gloomy day, (Folkie liked them best...) Folken woke up, stretching, Naria and Eriya laid curled up in a corner on the other side of the room. Folken decided to let his kittys sleep, and stood up. He was wearing blue pajamas with little teddy bears on them and he quickly hid his brown teddy bear named Mr. Snuggles in a drawer. He twitched his eyebrows lovingly at his little stuffed friend and wandered over to his wardrobe, trying to decide what to wear. It was a hard decision. * Looks into a wardrobe with his one green suit in it and his cloak, no wonder he always takes it off before flying... * He dressed as the cat sisters stirred.
"Good morning Lord Folken." They greeted him, purring in pleasure as he gave them that blink that he reserved only for them.
"Hello you two..." He said placing a hand on each of their shoulders.
"Would you care to join me for breakfast?"
The catgirls purred happily as they seductively replied, "Oh course Folken-Sama, it will be our pleasure..."
They were preparing to leave when Folken looked at his calendar and stepped back in fear. Shaking and becoming paler than usual, Purple Seventeenth moon. "No, oh god, no..." He muttered, as he quickly hastened to hide under his bed, he tripped over his cloak many a time trying to get there of course.
"Lord Folken? What are you doing under here?" Eriya asked with concern and curiosity.
"You saw the calendar, didn't you?" He said, in his expressionless voice.
"Of course I did Folken-Sama, but what's so different about this day then any other day..."
"Oh, I know!" Naria excitedly squealed.
"Folkie-Sama! It's groundhog's day, isn't it?"
Folken gave her a blank look having no idea what she was talking about.
"Baka..." Eriya muttered.
"Well, excuse me! What do you think it is sister?"
"Well, umm... I don't know..."
"Uh... are you getting your hair cut or something Master Folken?" Eriya asked, knowing how he felt about his untamed blue locks.
The catgirls kept on guessing for several hours, each guess more ridiculous than the last, while Folkie snored loudly. Suddenly, the doors burst open and two Dragonslayers came in with banners that read: "HAPPY BIRTHDAY FOLKEN-SAMA!"...
* To be continued *
A/N: I know that wasn't my best, and don't think I don't like Folkie or the cat twins, because they're some of my fav characters, these are just my weird musings, not usually how they'd act, please, no flames, I'm writing this REALLY late, and no caffeine... Well R&R! I'll continue it tomorrow! Arigatou and Sionara! ^_^
A/N: Please don't flame me cuz this is my first Esca humor fic, so if it really sucks, I just will delete it, so on with the fic... (And I know others have wrote Folkie b-day fics, but this is MY idea of how his party would be, MWAHAHA! * cough cough * Enjoy and R&R! ^_^
Folkie's Birthday
Chapter 1: Folkie's Big Day
It was a dark, gloomy day, (Folkie liked them best...) Folken woke up, stretching, Naria and Eriya laid curled up in a corner on the other side of the room. Folken decided to let his kittys sleep, and stood up. He was wearing blue pajamas with little teddy bears on them and he quickly hid his brown teddy bear named Mr. Snuggles in a drawer. He twitched his eyebrows lovingly at his little stuffed friend and wandered over to his wardrobe, trying to decide what to wear. It was a hard decision. * Looks into a wardrobe with his one green suit in it and his cloak, no wonder he always takes it off before flying... * He dressed as the cat sisters stirred.
"Good morning Lord Folken." They greeted him, purring in pleasure as he gave them that blink that he reserved only for them.
"Hello you two..." He said placing a hand on each of their shoulders.
"Would you care to join me for breakfast?"
The catgirls purred happily as they seductively replied, "Oh course Folken-Sama, it will be our pleasure..."
They were preparing to leave when Folken looked at his calendar and stepped back in fear. Shaking and becoming paler than usual, Purple Seventeenth moon. "No, oh god, no..." He muttered, as he quickly hastened to hide under his bed, he tripped over his cloak many a time trying to get there of course.
"Lord Folken? What are you doing under here?" Eriya asked with concern and curiosity.
"You saw the calendar, didn't you?" He said, in his expressionless voice.
"Of course I did Folken-Sama, but what's so different about this day then any other day..."
"Oh, I know!" Naria excitedly squealed.
"Folkie-Sama! It's groundhog's day, isn't it?"
Folken gave her a blank look having no idea what she was talking about.
"Baka..." Eriya muttered.
"Well, excuse me! What do you think it is sister?"
"Well, umm... I don't know..."
"Uh... are you getting your hair cut or something Master Folken?" Eriya asked, knowing how he felt about his untamed blue locks.
The catgirls kept on guessing for several hours, each guess more ridiculous than the last, while Folkie snored loudly. Suddenly, the doors burst open and two Dragonslayers came in with banners that read: "HAPPY BIRTHDAY FOLKEN-SAMA!"...
* To be continued *
A/N: I know that wasn't my best, and don't think I don't like Folkie or the cat twins, because they're some of my fav characters, these are just my weird musings, not usually how they'd act, please, no flames, I'm writing this REALLY late, and no caffeine... Well R&R! I'll continue it tomorrow! Arigatou and Sionara! ^_^