Yo! I don't own Zelda stuff blablabla.
Link entered the strange reflective room and said "Ooooo cool!" then went to the other side only to see the door was barred. He was going to the other side to look for a switch
when he saw a shadow dude standing beside a tree. "Yo, wuzzup?" he called to Dark Link. "Oh, not much. I just filled out the order form for your coffin." "Oh really, that's
nichoke COFFIN? You must be the mini-boss." "Yeah, yeah. Can I kill you now?" (Dark link draws sword)
"Waaaiiiitttttt!!!!" "What?" "Can I use the washroom?" "Yup, down the hall on the left second door on the right." "Thanks!" 5 mins later "Okay I'm back!" "Okay cool." (Dark link draws sword again) (Link draws sword) SHINKPLINK "You're deader then a pickle in a sardine can full of peanut butter, Link!" (RAPPING STARTS HERE) L: "Yo, Yo, what?" Ker-plink DL: "Yowch! You stabbed me in the butt!" L: "Hey that rhymed!"
DL: Yeah and it was well timed!" Plink L: "Hey and our swords just chimed!" pink
DL: "Hey yo you made me drop a dime!" L: "This makes me want to eat a lime!" (record scratches and stops) "A LIME?" "Yeah." "Whatever." (Rapping continues) DL "When you've gone off the deep END and all you need is a FRIEND and you're so weak all you can break is WIND and you get cut so you need to MEND." (DL drops his sword and starts break dancing like there wasn't none tomorrow) L: (in his thoughts) " Tee-hee….." Link drew his sword and cut off Dark Link's head. DL: "Oh! Why'd you slice off my head?" (From the StarWarz Gangsta rap except "head" instead of "hand".)
L: "Hey, yo you supposed to be dead!" DL: "Oh, yeah…. Dies" Link goes through the door and says "Hee – hee….. gets em' every time."
THE END
So in the end, there wasn't a tomorrow for Dark Link.
Later on…..
"Hello?! Did somebody order a coffin?"
THE REAL END
"Ewwww! A head."