*SSBBFAN eating a sandwhich*
"This could use some milk!"
*Walks over to the fridge and grabs milk carton"
"What's this on it?"
Batman,
hey man, my ex dumped me for my so called best friend just cuz he told her i was a gay asshole who beats women! icant believe him! now im in depression and am suicidal. now her (shelby) and him (kade) are spreadind secrets about me that arent true! shit like my mom is a stripper and im adopted, well im tired of their bullshit rumors please dissss the fuck out of these cunts! oh yeah, i almost forgot, kade is a baby who gets scared of everything and is soooooo short and shelby is a stupid bitch who doesnt anything, would make my day if you destroyed them!
*Throws milk on ground*
INCONSIDERATE… Pretentious… ASSHOLES!
Yo, SSBBFAN here to help my man the Bat
Cuz he's tired of crap,
So I'm here to disssss these losers out through rap!
You got dumped by your ex? What a dumb hag!
Probably for the best, cause now she's with some douche bag!
Time for me to have some fun
So tell your so-called friend that this ain't the end
No this isn't done!
Because this is not dis raps 10
Its dis raps one!
And I'mma slay any asshole who calls you gay
Because it's not cool to spread shit around
It's time for this woman to get HER beat down!
I can't believe you broke the heart of the Caped Crusader
You're just a hater,
Call me the Terminator
Cause I'll eat you up like an alligator
Spittin' mad rhymes like my name was Vader!
Don't feel bad bro, cause after this I'm guessing
That they're the ones who'll be in depression!
Oh, and I almost forgot to mention
Kade, you probably didn't learn your lessons
From all of your molestings!
I'm here, to make Kade and Shelby
Scream "Ahhh help me"
When they find out bout my title
They're the ones who will be suicidal!
Hey Kade, stop spreading secrets
Cause we all know yours
How you're neva gonna get laid
With such a small dick!
And that's NO rumor!
He's not adopted! Man I'm real tired of your bullshit
You must think you're slick
But you are nothing but a prick
Suck my dick
You dumb ass cunt
Cause I'm smoking you harder than Snoop Dog with his blunts!
Imma burn you so bad, you'll need some lotion
Or a magic potion
Don't call his mom a stripper
Because you are your moms wanted abortion!
So I'll slash, bash, smash, mash
Leave a gash
Don't make me bad, I get real crazy
You won't even compare
You baby, now you have a reason to be scared!
Like seriously, just stop it!
I can barely even see you
You short little Hobbit!
Now I'm pissed
Shelby you're way too easy to diss
You don't know shit
You're completely useless!
Well I have nothing else to say
Hopefully this made your day
I know I'm not as good as Lloyd
But consider these two destroyed!