A/N: A little explanation necessary I think. Myself and my good friend (who
goes by the name Trelawnaay) wrote this rap the day we saw Spy Kids (which
was crap) way back in 2001, and we saw the preview for Harry Potter and the
Philosophers Stone. Now, the preview was better then the actual film we
saw, and we became so hyped up after that that when we got home, we decided
to write a rap about it. However, our rap became a complete parody of both
the film and the books. Hence, McG's Hogwarts Rap!!!
A/N2: For those who know me and have no idea where the nickname 'McG' came from, now you know!!! (
DISCLAIMER: JK Rowling and Warner Brothers own everything, except for the part which quotes Robin Hood: Men in Tights. Mel Brooks owns that.
WHOSE WHO: For the sake of those who read this and go 'who are these people?', here are the different HP characters, and their name in this rap: McG/Min - Professor Minerva McGonagall Trelawnaay- Professor Trelawney Sev - Professor Servirus Snape Alb - Professor Albus Dumbledore Flitty - Professor Flitwick Pompf - Madame Pomfrey If you can't figure out any of the other names, just ask in a review!!!
McG's Hogwarts Rap
It's McG/With Trelawnaay/And Sev in Filches closet/With Mrs Norris/ 'Moarrw!' /With Albus/Albu/Alb/Al/A/a/a.
McG!
With the staff of Albus/With Min/Mi/M/m/m.
McG!/With her G and Harry
It's Trelawnaay/And her many many lovers/With Sev and Colin/and D-d-dennis Cr-cr-creevey/and Flitty-little-nervous-man/and Alb and Hagrid/Hag-hag- hagrid/Hagri/Hagr/Hag/Ha/H/h/h.
McG!
It's Harry and /(as in the first film when telling the broom to rise) 'up!' /and/(place hand to eyes) damn my eyes!/And the stairs that lead to no-no- nowhere/They're a bit cr-cr-creepy
It's Trelawnaay and Sev/And those looks across the table/ 'I make my prediction that you will join me in Filches closet with Mrs Norris'/ 'Moarrw' / 'I step on her tail' / 'Moaaaarw'
It's Albus/whose sick of being transfigured into a d-d-d-desk/ 'I've had enough Min/Mi/M/m/m.
McG!/Boom/boom/bo-chi
'I need a new lover like Parvati Patil/Sounds like a herb I had last night'
It's Hagrid/With Harry/And Hermione and Ron/And Cho/I'll have Cho with that/But go light on the Chang
Then there's F-f-f-fleur (flick hair)/And then there's Krrrrum/Light up on the b-b-butterbeer/with butter and beer
There's Trelawnaay/Tre-tre-trelawnaay/With Alb and his staff/His magical staff/Alb/Al/A/a/a.
McG!
Then there's Hermione/and Ron/and Krum/chasing after Hermione/and the staircase leading to nowhere/Boom/boom/chi
It's Flitty and Trelawnaay/with her many many lovers/and Quirrel/with garlic in his turban/t-t-t-turban/Qui/Qu/Q/q/q.
McG!
Vol/de/mort/He wants to kill Harry/Just like he did Lily/And J-j-james
It's Sirius/and Looney-looney-lupin/who hate the full moon/Moo/mo/M/m/m.
McG!
It's Scabbers/whose missing a finger/and Crrroocksshanks/Mmm/I'll have shanks with that crook
It's Madame Pomfrey and Fudge/and something goin' on/although she said/ (opera voice) 'Get out/the children need to sleeeeeeep'/Why don't you make me/Pompf/Pomp/Pom/Po/P/p/p.
McG!
It's Trelawnaay/and her many many lovers/ 'Join me in my tower/ And we predict together/ with my/ (clap) glass ball/and/ (clap) tea leaves/ (clap three times) Wanna sip?'
Yeah/we're dissing the movie/and the books too/but we're still big fans/and so are you!
McG!/(Opera style)McGeeeeeeee!/(Say like news reporter)McG
A/N2: For those who know me and have no idea where the nickname 'McG' came from, now you know!!! (
DISCLAIMER: JK Rowling and Warner Brothers own everything, except for the part which quotes Robin Hood: Men in Tights. Mel Brooks owns that.
WHOSE WHO: For the sake of those who read this and go 'who are these people?', here are the different HP characters, and their name in this rap: McG/Min - Professor Minerva McGonagall Trelawnaay- Professor Trelawney Sev - Professor Servirus Snape Alb - Professor Albus Dumbledore Flitty - Professor Flitwick Pompf - Madame Pomfrey If you can't figure out any of the other names, just ask in a review!!!
McG's Hogwarts Rap
It's McG/With Trelawnaay/And Sev in Filches closet/With Mrs Norris/ 'Moarrw!' /With Albus/Albu/Alb/Al/A/a/a.
McG!
With the staff of Albus/With Min/Mi/M/m/m.
McG!/With her G and Harry
It's Trelawnaay/And her many many lovers/With Sev and Colin/and D-d-dennis Cr-cr-creevey/and Flitty-little-nervous-man/and Alb and Hagrid/Hag-hag- hagrid/Hagri/Hagr/Hag/Ha/H/h/h.
McG!
It's Harry and /(as in the first film when telling the broom to rise) 'up!' /and/(place hand to eyes) damn my eyes!/And the stairs that lead to no-no- nowhere/They're a bit cr-cr-creepy
It's Trelawnaay and Sev/And those looks across the table/ 'I make my prediction that you will join me in Filches closet with Mrs Norris'/ 'Moarrw' / 'I step on her tail' / 'Moaaaarw'
It's Albus/whose sick of being transfigured into a d-d-d-desk/ 'I've had enough Min/Mi/M/m/m.
McG!/Boom/boom/bo-chi
'I need a new lover like Parvati Patil/Sounds like a herb I had last night'
It's Hagrid/With Harry/And Hermione and Ron/And Cho/I'll have Cho with that/But go light on the Chang
Then there's F-f-f-fleur (flick hair)/And then there's Krrrrum/Light up on the b-b-butterbeer/with butter and beer
There's Trelawnaay/Tre-tre-trelawnaay/With Alb and his staff/His magical staff/Alb/Al/A/a/a.
McG!
Then there's Hermione/and Ron/and Krum/chasing after Hermione/and the staircase leading to nowhere/Boom/boom/chi
It's Flitty and Trelawnaay/with her many many lovers/and Quirrel/with garlic in his turban/t-t-t-turban/Qui/Qu/Q/q/q.
McG!
Vol/de/mort/He wants to kill Harry/Just like he did Lily/And J-j-james
It's Sirius/and Looney-looney-lupin/who hate the full moon/Moo/mo/M/m/m.
McG!
It's Scabbers/whose missing a finger/and Crrroocksshanks/Mmm/I'll have shanks with that crook
It's Madame Pomfrey and Fudge/and something goin' on/although she said/ (opera voice) 'Get out/the children need to sleeeeeeep'/Why don't you make me/Pompf/Pomp/Pom/Po/P/p/p.
McG!
It's Trelawnaay/and her many many lovers/ 'Join me in my tower/ And we predict together/ with my/ (clap) glass ball/and/ (clap) tea leaves/ (clap three times) Wanna sip?'
Yeah/we're dissing the movie/and the books too/but we're still big fans/and so are you!
McG!/(Opera style)McGeeeeeeee!/(Say like news reporter)McG