One day Naruto was sitting at his house in the Leaf Village, eating some pasta. Some marinara sauce had gotten on his bright red shirt and blue overalls. He was just about to get something to wipe this off when he suddenly heard a knock at the door. "Mama mia, I wonder who-a that could be!"
He opened the door and before him stood Sasuke, royal retainer of Sakura. "NARUTO NARUTO NARUTO HELP SAKURA HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED YOU HAVE TO SAVE HER HELP NARUTO."
Naruto stood up. "Whoa, calm-a down there, little guy! Tell-a me what happened!"
The short mushroom man tried to regain his composure, but it was little use. "IT'S OORCHIMARU AGAIN HE TOOK SAKURA YOU HAVE TO SAVE HER OH NO WHAT WILL WE DO HELP."
"Ohh, that-a stupid, no-good reptile. I'm-a give him the what-for! But first I need-a to finish my pasta! I'M-A ITALIAN."
Meanwhile, Oorchimaru was gloating in his mighty keep. "Muahahaha I did it again! Soon the lovely Sakura will be my wife!"
"Fat chance, you ugly jerk!!!" said Sakura who was tied up in the room.
"Oh, I think you'll be singing a different tune soon! Muahahaha! Go forth, my Ninjas! Defeat Naruto!" At that, the army of scaly Ninjas, slimy Ninjas, and all of the other members of Oorchimaru's fearsome Ninja Troop flooded out of the keep, out to keep Naruto away at all costs.
Back in the Leaf Village, Naruto had started his journey. "Mama mia, that pasta sure filled-a me up!" said Naruto. "Now I'll-a definitely have enough energy to beat that no-good Oorchimaru! Better jump into this pipe! I'm a plumber you know!"
Just then, some Ninjas appeared! "Oh no! I'd better stomp these guys!" Naruto jumped on the tough shells of the Ninjas and kicked them all away, "That-a was easy! Now on to defeat Oorchimaru!"
Several hours later, Naruto had again defeated the giant turtle. "Nooo! I'll get you yet, Naruto!" and away Oorchimaru ran.
"Thank you, Naruto! I'll be sure to bake you a delicious cake for rescuing me!" Sakura said, leaning down to give the short little man a kiss.
"It was-a no problem at all, Sakura! Mama mia!"
And thus, peace reigned in the Leaf Village again... FOR NOW.