Host: "Hi! and welcome to the first ever Randy Cunningham Ninth Grade Ninja Truth Or Dare Show! I am your host Hailey Kriste who has been created by Racheal ninja 10! She does not own RC:9GN but she does own me! Now here are our unwilling contestants!"

The cast of RC:9GN walk out on stage minus the Sorcerer who is still stuck under the school.

Hailey: "One at a time say your name and say something nice to the audience. Oh! and we have a live feed from the sewer to include a Sorcerer and his rat!"

Sorcerer: "I am the Sorcerer and this is my friend minion" He points to the rat. "I will happily rule all of you one day."

Heidi: "The sorcerer is here? I've got to get an interview for my blog!"

Hailey: "This is my show not yours, unless someone dares you to interview him it won't happen."

Heidi: Glares at our host, with a if looks could kill spark in her eye. "Fine. I'm Heidi, and I love you all!"

Howard: "I'm Howard and I don't hate many of you yet."

Randy: "I'm Randy and I like the ninja!"

Crowd cheers

Hailey: "You are the ninja!"

Sorcerer: "As soon as this 'dare show' is over I will destroy you!"

Hailey: "I almost forgot! After the show everyone, including the Sorcerer and his rat, are having their memory erased."

Randy: "But that's not possible! There isn't a mind wipe!"

Hailey: "Not a ninja version, but we do have a minds erasing machine that was built to contradict Viceroy's mindreader we call it MED." she pulls out Mind Erasing Device. "I can pick and choose what you remember and what you don't, meaning that you may or may not remember what dares you had to do and who gave them to you."

Viceroy: "I'm Viceroy and I love inventing. I will also one day find out how the MED was created!"

McFist: "I'm Hannibal, and I WILL DEST-" suddenly realizes everyone is glaring at him, "I mean, delight, in sharing the stage with such a- nice cast."

Bash: "I'm Bash. I refuse to say anything nice to those dweebs in the audience."

Audience Boos

Hailey: "You have to Bash."

Bash: "I will not harm any of you in this chapter."

Hailey: "Eh, close enough."

Coach Green: "Ello, I'm Coach Green, and I love Dodgeball!" He takes out a dodgeball.

Audience screams and runs for doors while the security tackles Coach Green

Bucky: "I'm Bucky and I love the triangle."

Debbie: "I'm Debbie Kang and I love Mexican Death Bears!"

Theresa: I'm Theresa Fowler and I don't despise everyone."

Julian: "I'm Julian and I just love dark creepy places."

Mrs. Driscoll: I'm Mrs. Dricoll and this is my husband Jerry." Then using Jerry as a puppet, "I'm Jerry, and I love my darling wife."

Mr. Bannister: "I'm Mr. Bannister and I like English!"

Slimovitz: "My name is Slimovitz and I like being a Principal."

Howard: "And you like being a big baby Cowboy!"

Audience laughs

Slimovitz: runs offstage screaming "It was supposed to be me time!"

Hailey: Well that's it for this episode. The rules for Daring and truth asking are as follows.

1 No gory, obscene, or gay relationship Dares allowed

2 You may dare them in a way that will not kill them,

3 If you want to be on the show leave a shortened or OC name to count as yourself, this includes guests.

4 Truths can be about anything.

BYE!