The Lion, the Brit, and the Hufflepuff: Edward, Cedric, and…
Summary: Edward and Cedric are going on with their normal lives when a strange British man from 2029 appears and takes them through a vortex back to his own time. Their mission? Save the world. His name? Robert Pattinson. Featuring: 2029 Forks residents, Rob Pattinson's wife, Harry Potter's Children and the Second Cousin Twice Removed's Wife's Nephew's Cousin's Father's Roommate's Healer of the Wizard Who Polished the Goblet of Fire, the Cullens as a zoo exhibit, and Newton-Stanley Dust Factory #583. Yes, it is truly a crazy and hilarious adventure! Please read and review!
Authors' Note: We don't own Twilight, Harry Potter, nor do we know this special guest star personally. Thanks fifty million to my awesome cousin, Nerdy Kid From Queens, who practically wrote this whole thing by herself. It's almost a shame that it's with MY penname, but that's what she gets for not having an account here! But I do! HURRAH! Well, I did help, of course! Anyway….on with the show!
~One rainy day in Forks, Washington~
"Any aces?"
Jasper groaned and handed two over to Edward. Edward, beaming triumphantly, slapped them all down into a complete set. He smiled; he had one card left!
"Rose?"
Rose gulped, and looked at the five cards she still had left. "Alice, um, any…sixes?"
"Go fish," Alice said. Rose turned even paler as she stared at Edward, who was grinning at her evilly. She drew a card from the pack.
"Jasper, any eights?" Alice asked reluctantly.
"Go fish."
Emmett didn't want to look at Edward. He still had six cards in his hand. "Alice, any nines?"
"Go fish."
Oh, dear. It was Edward's turn. He smiled crookedly -pause to let fangirls faint- and scanned the room slowly to increase the suspense.
He had one card in his hand. If he figured out who had the three cards…
"EMMETT!" he said, slapping the table. Emmett gasped and leaped back. Edward grinned. Victory was his! "Emmett…any…!"
Suddenly, a vortex appeared behind him. A figure emerged. ZAP! In an instant Edward…and the figure…were gone.
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~One sunny day in Hogwarts~
"HUFFLEPUFFS NINETY! GRYFFINDORS NINETY!" Lee Jordan announced to the masses of screaming fans. "WHOEVER GETS THE SNITCH MAY STEAL THE GAME! WAIT- POTTER'S GOT THE SNITCH!"
Cedric Diggory shot the Gryffindor seeker, Harry Potter, a look. Harry was racing to get the Snitch…
Just then Cedric noticed a tiny glimpse of golden light: the Snitch!
He sped toward it until he was neck-and-neck with Harry. The two of them were reaching out for the Snitch…one hundred and fifty points to end the game…brooms ready for a victory march...
Suddenly, a vortex appeared behind him. A figure emerged. ZAP! In an instant Cedric…and the figure…were gone.
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"WHERE ARE YOU TAKING ME?"
"WHERE ARE YOU TAKING ME?"
"I'll explain later," said a thick British accent.
Edward and Cedric gulped. Normally Edward would have beaten the man to a pulp with his vampire strength, and Cedric would have whipped his wand out on him, but the cloaked figure was on a strange-looking hover board. He also had an assortment of equally strange futuristic-looking technology as they raced through a blue wormhole, with stars spinning wildly around them.
"WHAT'S GOING ON?"
"WHAT'S GOING ON?"
"I said later," the man said. Edward tried to read his thoughts, but the wormhole seemed to be interfering with his powers. The man looked human. Strange. He noticed that he was the same height and build as Edward himself, but couldn't tell any other physical features, as the cloak was covering him.
Cedric considered spells that could allow him to read the man's mind, but in this wormhole he figured it might be dangerous to escape. After all, since he didn't know how the wormhole worked, if he didn't go along with this mysterious stranger, he might end up in some dreary place, like, say, Washington, USA.
So they held on tightly, until suddenly the wormhole came to an end. The man leaped off his hover board and they followed. They had stopped in front of a Hybrid car with another man inside. They appeared to be in some city, but neither Cedric nor Edward could determine which.
Suddenly, Cedric and Edward noticed each other and screamed. "Who are you?" Apparently they hadn't noticed each other up to that point, as each time they talked, it was at the exact same time, almost as if it were practiced.
Then they turned to the mysterious figure. "Who are you?"
"Let me explain," said the man, turning to face them. He pulled down his hood and looked at them both very seriously. They guesstimated him to be in his early forties, with messy brown hair, chiseled jawbones, and deep, dark eyes that looked exhausted.
"My name is Robert Pattinson, and I need your help."
Ooh, cliffhanger! What do you think so far? Anyone confused? If so, review and I'll explain next chapter! Also thanks to my awesome cousin, whose idea this was, and who actually read Harry Potter!