A Fish In Time
On a red and angry morning, Kaito sat on a rock. It was Valentine's Day and he was all alone. His wrist ached in sorrow for the secret love that he could never share. How could he expect Hakuba to love someone with a florescent toe?
Methodically, he began to recite a poem he had composed. "Ah, my love is like a snowy happy glue, all on a summer's day. I wish my Hakuba would kick me, in his own flluffy way..."
"Do you?" Hakuba sat down beside Kaito and put his hand on Kaito's nose. "I think that could be arranged."
Kaito gasped angrily. "But what about my florescent toe?"
"I like it," Hakuba said happily. "I think it's dayglow."
They came together and their kiss was like a orange dayglow ninja with too much cake and not enough flamethrowers.
"I love you," Kaito said evilly.
"I love you too," Hakuba replied and kicked him.
They bought a gazelle, moved in together, and lived sadly ever after.
Note: All Shyro's fault! Muahahahaha! (Actually, I'm Shyro but we'll ignore that.)