Havic: "It's time once again for everybody too… Oops wrong beginning. It's time for everybody's favorite game show… still the wrong beginning?!"

Kashi: "Havic, do the intro right this time you dimwit."

Havic: "Fine Kashi jeez, you're no fun. Okay, once upon a FUCKING time, there was a BITCH ELF named Kashi, an emo demon Reaper, and a psychopath Havic. How that for a beginning?

Kashi: "Havic!" gunshots and sword clashing is heard.

Havic: Smoke clears, "Hey Kashi you missed." Jumps for cover

Reaper: Restraints both of them with chains of darkness, "One of you two tell them how we were 'the saviors for the bandits' and how we all met or I'm going to murder both of you."

Havic: "Please let me go, I'm too young to be raped. And I'm not into that kinky crap, unless..."

Kashi: "Havic enough! We need to do a beginning for our story you fucked up jokester!"

Havic: "Thank you, I'll be here all night ladies and gentlemen. Especially you ladies!"

Kashi: Hits him on the back of the head "Now Reaper, anything you want to say?"

Reaper: "Just tell the fucking story before I kill you both" sits down.

Havic: "I think Kashi should start…" get hit in head, "Would you quit it!"

Kashi: "Okay now it all began long ago."

Havic: "You mean 3 years ago Dumbass!"

Kashi: "Shut up Havic!"

Havic: "Define shut up please!"

Reaper: Loads sniper "You both have one last chance before I shoot you both." De-restraints them

Kashi: "Fine. Havic, you start it."

Havic: "Okay before I met Kashi and Reaper, it was just me. I'm a mercenary for hire. I have two black daggers with a emerald in the middle and dark green poison colored revolvers that shoot eight rounds. And on the right side it says 'There's no team without a JOKER in it." So I met Kashi and Reaper on accident because we all had the same target. And his name was…" Waits a minute looks at Kashi and Reaper. Yells out "JOHN CENA!" Plays theme song too.

Kashi: He gets hit again "You Dumbass!"

Reaper: Gets Havic's revolver and shoot his foot "Try again, see what happens."

Havic: "Bitches! Take a joke!"

Kashi: "Just tell the story."

Havic: Takes bullet out and uses first aid potion, "Okay so the REAL target was Takeda who is a demon warlock. He was our target because he manufactured a bunch of armor, guns, cars, and more shit for the cops. Now every mercenary, bounty hunter, and pretty much any low life is being hunted. So being the awesome teleporting mercenary I am, I went to go kill him. I don't shoot people or kill them for away. I kill up close and personal. So when I got to Genopia, I found out where Takeda was going, So I sat there hiding underneath the stage that Takeda was going to be. After a while, I feel asleep then Takeda's speech started. I woke up grabbed my revolver and teleported on stage and shot two of his guards. Then when I looked up, there was two snipers shooting and one shot my left arm! So yeah, I'm not going into anymore details. But between you and me ladies and gentlemen, I think Kashi shot me first, she really doesn't like me. That or she really likes me."

Kashi: "I shot you cause you got in the way, not because I like you. You're the last man I would ever think I would like."

Havic: "And you're the bitch of an elf who needs to learn how to aim better."

Kashi: "You got in the way as soon as I shot!"

Havic: "Na-a-a, it was totally your fault."

Kashi: "Says the one who's a lunatic."

Havic: "Can't argue with that. Now who's next because I got a date with a hot model." Walks out of the room.

Kashi: "I guess I'll go, by the way Reaper if she dumps him you owe me $5. Anyway as Havic was saying. I had my eye on the target when all of a sudden this dude, Havic, comes out and kills two of his men and as soon as I was taking the shot, the idiot jumped right in front of it and hit his arm. Our target got away and now we have to find him again."

Reaper: "Well, I was going to shoot but I saw Havic kill both of Takeda's guards and heard sniper fire. I looked where I heard it and saw you, I look back and saw Takeda being escorted "'then I took a tracker bullet, loaded it in my gun, and fired. Luckily it hit him, I saw him fall and some blood was on the ground. I would be able to find him, But I needed to be fast. The bullet only lasts 8 hours. It wasn't until that fucking idiotic psycho Havic saw me and tried to shoot me. That's when I knew I had to kill him first."

Havic: Teleports back and starts cleaning daggers "That's the last time I'm going out with someone."

Reaper: "Your back."

Kashi: "You owe me 5 Reap."

Reaper: Gives Kashi $5, "What happened?"

Havic: "So I show in Reaper's car…"

Reaper: "Wait, You what?! Where is it?"

Havic: "Let's just say it's somewhere between a restaurant and the junkyard."

Kashi: "You can use my motorcycle until the repairs are done."

Reaper: "Thanks. Havic, If you steal or 'borrow' my car again." points scythe at him, "I won't hesitate to kill you."

Havic: "Oh, so I guess you don't want the black lamborghini with a red interior that I definitely didn't steal?"

Reaper: "What?"

Havic: "Go look. I'm not kidding."

Reaper: Walks outside

Havic: "And Kashi, your motorcycle was a little fucked up. So I got it fixed for you!"

Kashi: "You what?!" runs outside

Havic: Walks outside and tosses Reaper his key's

Reaper: "Havic," Sees blood on keys, "not even gonna ask." puts keys in pocket

Havic: "Okay so here's what happens, so I show up and see my date. As soon as I get within 2 feet of her, the next thing I know 9 cops jump out of nowhere while a squad car pulls out of an ally. Then she pulls out a gun and yells, 'Get down on your knees GPD!' and i replied, 'That's what your suppose to be doing tonight!'"

Reaper: Sarcastic, "Nice, go for a good old fashion sex joke when your life, even though you don't care, was at risk."

Havic: "I know right? You're starting to think like me."

Kashi: "Another Havic, that's totally what we need..." she said sarcastically and face palms.

Havic: "I know right?! So anyway she took offense to the and yells 'OPEN FIRE!', but you know how that worked. I teleported a good ways away and blew up Reaper's car then I kill them all! Except for my date."

Kashi: "Anyway. We waited until everyone left after the massacre, we showed ourselves. Havic, being the psychotic lunatic he is, shot at me and we being me and reaper shot him in the feet. Although I would've killed him and Reaper, he became part of the team that we all decided to form to take out Takeda for good ever since and being the only female on this team is tough." Gets interrupted

Havic: "But I didn't let her live. I shot her 32 times and stabbed her 8 and hung her by her hair on a lamp post and left!"

Kashi: "Havic! I'm trying to the stor-"

All of a sudden Takeda's men surrounded them and knocked them out, but we didn't go down without a fight, but we still lost anyway. Havic ended up with 20 tranquilizer darts in his back and head, Reaper was hit in the temple , and Kashi was choked out. They were taken to Takeda's stronghold and were put into individual cells that suppressed their powers. Kashi wakes up in a cell tied to a chair and hearing Havic lashing around.

Kashi: "Reaper? Reaper, you there?"

Reaper: "Yeah, I'm here. Havic?"

Havic: "Welcome ladies and gentlemen to the wheel of DEATH!" passes out with a few darts in his back while being in a straight jacket.

Kashi: "Yup, he's fine. Agh, my head. Where are we?"

Reaper: "Looks around "Oh shit, we're in Takeda's stronghold. I've been locked up here before, it was a nightmare."

Kashi: She was silent, "What did they do to you?"

Reaper: "He-"

The door opens as Takeda appears.

Reaper: "Son of a bitch."

Kashi: "Reaper? Reaper?!"

Takeda: "Hm… Do as you wish…"

Two men walk into Reapers cell with tolls as Takeda walked in with a smile.

Takeda: "Reaper… we finally found the demonic bounty hunter."

Reaper: "What do you want you sick bastard?"

Takeda: "Put the collar on him."

His men go and put a collar on him and Takeda smiles evilly.

Reaper: "We-We killed you. How are you alive? Did we kill a doppelganger, clone, body double?"

Havic: "Check it out, his arm is all robotic and shit. He's the same Takeda we love to hate because Kashi cut his arm off. Also where's the number for room service? I'm getting hungry!" yells while standing on his head.

Takeda: "You killed a doppelganger yes…"

Kashi: "TAKEDA! What the hell are you doing?!"

Takeda: "Well, well. Then I see you have become friend with a lunatic and an elven woman. Shall I have some fun now?" smirks "Do whatever you wish with this excuse off a demon and the psychotic human."

Kashi: "What do you mean 'fun?' You put a goddamn shock collar on me, isn't that enough 'fun' for you?"

Havic: Two guards enter Havic's cell, "Hey guys, how life?" snaps one guard's neck and kicks the other and gets his head stuck in the bars then gets tranquilized again, "Not this time fucker!" kicks gun away.

Takeda: He goes into Kashi's cell and walks toward her and smiles.

They both hear screaming.

Havic: "Now usually I don't care what happens to Kashi, but she was tied to a chair and was defenseless. So I went into my jester mode and spat out the key I got from the guard, unlocked the cell door and opened it full force with the guards head still, well 'Was,' caught in the door and went to work. One guard was dumb enough to pull a knife and stabbed me, luckily the jacket was thick and he cut through it and SET ME FREE TO KILL! I grabbed his desert eagle handgun and started shooting ever guard I saw (NOTHING BUT HEADSHOTS) and slowly laughing all the way to Kashi's cell. By the time I got to the door, Takeda was gone and Kashi was… well I'll let her tell you herself."

Kashi: "I don't like to talk about it, but… I was stripped from the waist down. I had bruises on my face and I was in tears from all the tears from all the pain and humiliation. I was in… Takeda… he had his 'fun.' Me being the only female in the group. He broke me down… I wasn't strong as before… as soon as I saw Havic, the tears fell from my eyes and looked down as Takeda looked at Havic as he put his back on and he smirked… the bastard…"

Havic: "You know what's funny is right as I saw Takeda, I couldn't help but pull the trigger. But as usual, he stopped the bullet before it hit him. 'Nice try, but you'll need to try a little better than that.' Takeda said with a smirk as I responded with, "Oh, is that what you said to your last girlfriend?! Here I'll throw you a pity and guess who's coming." I then processed to shot the locks off the cells in rang. Takeda smirk melted and the other prisoners came out of their cells.