Author : Mirumo
Title : The Impossible Confession
Rating : PG
Genre : Romance (hidden romance, as it is)
Length : 100
Disclaimer : I don't make any money by using canons and turning them into fangirly fantasies I dream to see happening in the show. Nope, the money goes to Chuck Lorre and Bill Prady, who like to destroy my Shenny spirit.
Notes : Shortest thing ever. And slightly crack, as it is.
What Penny would never admit to anyone (not to that crazy stalking redhead scientist, who would certainly tear her eyes out like a fury; not to the guys, who would either burst out laughing or have an embolism ; and especially not to Sheldon, though he surely wouldn't see her point if she told him that) ...
... was that, as a Nebraska girl who had spent most of her life living in a farm, running in yards and having long naps in the grass, before she came to the city, she'd always had a soft spot for praying mantises.
A/N : Sorry ; had to be done.