Me: I was going to take a break from this site for a few days, but then I had this idea, so yeah. There will be a different character each chapter.

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Who is the character?

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I walked with Birdo across the beach and sat down on an old wooden bench. We both had an ice-cream and I finished mine in one bite. I glanced over at Birdo's eagerly.

'Are you going to eat that?' I asked.

Birdo sighed and handed over the ice-cream.

'Yes I was but oh well' she said.

I grinned and ate the ice-cream. Later on, I visited Toad and Toadette. I knocked quietly. Nobody answered, so being me, I went in.

'Toad? Toadette?' I asked.

A figure stood up in the darkness.

'What do you want?' the voice said angrily.

'I just came to say Hello, GOD!' I said getting angry.

'Well, go away! Me and Toadette are having some private time!' the voice said.

I walked out and slammed the door behind me.

'Hmmm...Should I eat? Or should I visit Mario?' I wondered. 'I'll eat'.

I ran over to a big blackberry bush and gobbled up the Blackberries in two seconds. I sat back, relieved that how much I ate, I never got fat.

'Now. Where is a Raspberry bush?' I said.

I walked through teh forest, meeting birds and apples to eat. I eventually came to a Raspberry bush, but fro the first time ever, I was full. I sat down my the bush, and fell asleep.

When I woke, I found myself covered in leaves. I glanced up and spotted a bare tree.

'I thought it was Summer! Wait, I slept all the way until Autumn?' I said.

I stood up and stretched, yawning loudly. Then I began walking through the forest, eventually coming to the Supermarket. I entered, and a fat Goomba Girl ran towards me.

'Yay! Your here! No one has been buying apples or watermelons today! You can take them all!' she squealed.

I laughed and made my way to the fruit aisle. I inspected the watermelons.

'All of them are ripe, just like normal' I smiled, and picked up 2472.

I walked to the checkout where the fat Goomba Girl waited. I whistled as she scanned my watermelons.

'593 coins please' she said.

'What?' I uttered. 'I only had 2472!'.

'Sorry' said the Goomba Girl and nodded towards the credit card machine. 'Pay'.

I sighed and put my card into the machine. I watched as my life savings went out of the bank.

'Thanks for coming, hope to see you soon' said the Goomba Girl.

I walked out, eating a Watermelon with each step. When I got home, I put the Watermelons in my very large fridge and sat down. I watched as Daisy made an Apple Pie on the cooking channel.

'Apple Pie...' I said, imagining the taste of the delicacy.

I went outside and began digging a hole frantically.

'Where is that Apple Pie I put here five years ago!?' I cried, sending dirt everywhere.

I eventually pulled out a dirty piece of Apple Pie. I swallowed the Pie, and shivered. It tasted disgusting, but oh well. After that I decided not to eat any more until another five minutes were up. Through the day I did nothing but sit and play with the birds. After I played with them, I ate them. I did feel kind of sick, not for the bird's feelings, but because I ate a lot of them today. I ran all the way home and climbed into my green bed. I slowly fell asleep, dreaming of Watermelons.

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A/N: Review who you think that guy or girl is! I will reveal next chapter.