Do You Want to Catch a Bujii?
Summary: A version of "Do You Want to Build a Snowman?" from Frozen. Deidara tries to get Sasori out of his room and go catch a bujii (a tailed beast). Will he succeed? One-Shot. Pretty simple. Sad ending though.
Deidara walked down the halls of the Akatsuki base to his partner's room. Sasori had been quite lately and hasn't left his room in a week, which he could easily do because he didn't need to eat due to him being a puppet. In fact Leader wanted them to go catch a jinchuuriki somewhere.
Deidara finally reached the door, and for some reason deiced to sing, "Danna?" he knocked. "Do you wanna catch a bijuu? Come on, let's go and fight! I never see you anymore
Come out the door. It's like you've gone away!"
But Sasori just kept ignoring him. "We used to be sorta buddies, But now we're not, I wish you would tell me why! Do you wanna catch a bijuu? It doesn't have to be the one-tails."
"Go away, Brat." Sasori called from the other side of the door.
"Okay bye." Deidara said. He would just have to try again later.
About a month had passed since Deidara attempted to get Sasori out of his room, but he hadn't come out yet. Leader was starting to get mad that they hadn't gone after the One-Tail Jinchuuriki yet.
Deidara knocked on the door, and started to sing again for some unknown reason. "Do you wanna catch a bijuu? Or ride my bird around the sand? I think some company is overdue, I've started talking to the dumbbutt that follows me around!" he turned and saw the very person he was talking about standing right there. "Go away, Tobi." Tossing a small bomb to make his point.
With that done he turned back to the door and continued, "It gets a little lonely, All these non-artists. Just blowing up my bombs..."
(boom-boom-boom-boom-boom-boom-bang!)
Deidara was now the one in the room. It was all his fault. He had finally got Sasori out of his room to go on a mission, only for the puppet master to get killed. He was in there sulking until he heard a knock.
"Sempai?"
It was Tobi, that dumbbutt was his new partner. The very last person he wanted to talk to at the moment.
"Please I know you're in there, Leader is asking where you've been. They say, "Get him out," and I'm trying to I'm right out here for you. Just let me in."
That was the last thing the bomber wanted.
"We only have each other It's just you and me. What are we gonna do?" Tobi continued.
Tobi really was a dumbbutt there was like nine other members of the Akatsuki at the moment.
"Do you wanna catch a bijuu?" Tobi asked, finishing the way Deidara always started with Sasori. And Deidara, against his will, started to cry.