If there was one word in the dictionary that could fully describe me, it would be - no, it already is 'loser'.

Why?

Let's take a look at my name, firstly. Piko Utatane. Stupid, don't you think? It honestly sounds like something one would name a teddy bear or something. As if my voice and looks weren't girly enough...

I have a pretty high-pitched voice, my hair is white and of shoulder-length. I have large, complex, 'pretty' eyes, and a 'petite' figure, according to those who mistook me for a girl, and complimented me the first time they met me.

The worst part?

I can't do anything about it, because I'm a robot. Yeah, it isn't that hard to figure either since I have an 'electric-looking' eye and a tail shaped like a fucking USB. Sometimes, I wonder if my designer was a sick, sadistic person and did this on purpose to make my life a living hell...

Also, I get teased for this at school. I'm sorry I'm ugly, okay? Stop reminding me already, geez.

There are virtually two things that make my life worth living, though. Okay, maybe that was a bit of an exaggeration - I meant, there are two main things that make my life worth living. Or rather, two people.

There's Len Kagamine.
Though I never said anything directly, he's my best and only friend. Shh, I'm counting on you to keep this a secret.
Anyway, Len is my classmate and roommate. We live in this shabby little apartment, on the seventh floor. I can't really complain though, since he's the one paying the rent. All I really do is buy the food and waste money on the electricity bill. At least I don't use the water, at all. It's because I have severe aquaphobia - I lag when I touch it.
Some people think we're homosexual because we both have 'girly attributes', but really..?

We both know differently, and that's because I have the biggest crush on SF-A2 Miki.

'Who the hell is she?' You might be asking. Pfft, no way - you have to know who she is.
She's a Japanese android, just like me. Except, well, she's a girl, famous, a good singer, beautiful, perfect.

She's also the second person who makes this life worth living.
You might be calling me idiotic, dumb, downright stupid, but it's true! No, I haven't ever seen her in real life, yeah, I probably never will, but I love this woman with my heart and soul (both of which I don't really have but whatever).

And I'll keep looking forward to the day I'll meet her.

My first chapter! Piko sounds pretty angsty, haha... Don't worry though, he's more than an emotional android with a USB tail.
It was fun, writing this first chapter. I hope you like it, reader! A review would be nice, too..!