A/N: Just a silly little Jasper/Alice one-shot I wrote for the WitFit challenge of the day. I've been trying to do these daily for a while, but this is the first one that got finished. Aw well. Maybe I'll just start now, haha.
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Prompt: Dialogue Flex: "Bite me!" he teased.
Jasper and Alice circled each other, glaring playfully at the other. Alice was suddenly gone and Jasper whirled around to find her in the air, trying to attack him. He decided on side-stepping her before making a snap decision of running underneath her. Alice landed where he would have been if he had side-stepped. She huffed a little and Jasper smiled evilly. He had finally gotten the hang of getting past her gift.
He instantly attacked her, swiping left and right with ease, watching her dodge them effortlessly. In mid-swipe, Jasper paused and knocked his hand against Alice's shoulder. She gasped at his contact with her. Jasper gasped as well. How could he ever hit such a wonderful—SMACK! Alice slapped him across the face.
"How dare you hit a lady?" she shouted to him. Jasper's breathing picked up. He had angered her. He had failed her as a husband. He didn't deserve to live.
"Alice—I'm sorry. I don't know what came over me," Jasper tried to explain himself. "I was only trying to train you and—" Alice pulled his face down and kissed him. She broke away from him laughing, holding her stomach and falling to the floor. Realization slapped Jasper in the face. Oh. She was just kidding.
"Darling, sometimes you really need to read emotions better," Alice said as he helped her off the floor. Jasper ducked his head, embarrassed by his fumble. He swiped at her again, but she was ready. They swirled around each other, both of them trying to find a weak point in the others defense. Alice actually got a kick in his gut and smiled smugly. Jasper growled angrily that he had lost a little bit.
"You okay, Jazz? Did I kick too hard?" Alice sneered and Jasper grinned.
"Bite me!" he teased.
"With pleasure," Alice said, jumping into the air and doing a numerous amount of somersaults before landing onto Jasper. She lightly bit his neck and he just chuckled.
"I should've known," he sighed, pulling Alice around his torso so she was facing him. "Best seventy-one out of seventy-three?"
"You're on," Alice grinned. "But, I will win, of course."
A/N: Pointless, but I loved it. Please review?
~Eclipse-Vamp :)