HOW TO ANNOY AIR GEAR CHARACTERS

Ikki

1. Make him take a test to determine if he needs to repeat a year.

"Ikki!!"

"Yes?"

He turned around slowly as he heard my screams from the end of the hallway. I ran up to him, still puffing, I broke the news to him.

"Mr Orihara told me to pass a message to you. He said that you need to take a test tomorrow morning. The test will determine if you need to repeat a year, since you failed all the topic tests this year."

"WHAT?! No way! Not again! "

Ikki dropped into a short moment of depression.

"What about Kazu and Onigiri? Do they have to do the test too?"

He looked at me with eyes of hope.

"Nope. Just you this time! Kazu just passed the last test and Onigiri is getting a different test."

I gave him an encouraging smile.

"Kazu, you son of a bitch!"

2. Confiscate his Air Treks.

"Oh yea. You have to study this time. Orihara has ordered you to attend an after school test preparation class today."

"WHAT?! You can't be serious. Is he trying to torture me to death?! I don't give a shit, I'll just skip."

"Sorry Ikki. You can't do that."

"Why not?"

From behind my back I pulled out his most prized possession. His Air Treks.

"Look familiar?"

"Where did you get those!?"

Ikki tried to grab them back but I quickly dodged all his attempts, moving them just out of his reach.

"It doesn't matter where I got them from. If you want them back, you're going to have to come to the preparation class. I'll give them to Orihara and he can return them to you, AFTER the test. Oh and also, I just happened to see Mikan on the street this morning and I told her about your test. She said that she was cooking BBQ meat tomorrow for dinner, and if you failed, she will tie you up and make you watch her eat it ALL!"

I smirked and took off before Ikki could explode.

"COME BACK HERE!! GIVE THEM BACK!!"

3. Make him watch you eat BBQ meat.

"What are you doing in my house!?"

As expected, Ikki failed the test and was now tied up. The Noyamano sisters and I were all sitting around a dining table cooking our meat on the electrical frying pan.

"I came by after school to tell Mikan your test result and she invited me to stay for dinner."

"MIKAN!!!"

"That's what you get for failing the test."

Mikan passed me the first piece of cooked meat.

"Here. Have the first piece. I bestow upon you the opportunity to torture Ikki first."

"Oh thank you."

I grimaced, picking up the smooth hot piece of BBQ beef with chopsticks and slowly placing it obviously into my mouth. Ikki's eyes started twitching. Time to take it all the way. I licked my lips and rubbed my stomach.

"It's great Mikan! The best BBQ beef I've ever had in my life!"

After Ikki heard my comment, he mentally exploded, struggling to free himself from the tight ropes around his arms and legs.

"Let me go Mikan!!! Stop being such a heartless bitch!"

I turned towards Mikan giving her a thumbs up. Mission Successful.

4. Tell him that Kazu and Onigiri will think he is inferior if he doesn't advance to the next year level with them.

"I'm glad you like it so much. Consider it thanks for saving Ikki from himself. It takes a lot of patience to offer to tutor Ikki after school, so he doesn't have to stay back a year."

"What?! This girl?! Tutor me?! Not in a million years!"

"Oh Ikki, do you WANT to stay back and get more torture from Orihara? Do you want Kazu and Onigiri to look down on you because they are smarter than you? They might lose all respect for you. I can imagine them laughing at you tomorrow. Such a wonderful picture."

"Okay! Okay! I'll do it. Just don't tell anyone about it."

"Sure. Whatever you say Ikki."

Go out to eat and make him stay home by himself.

"In thanks, let's all go out for dinner tomorrow. Our treat, for tutoring this dumbass for free."

"I would love to Mikan. Ikki, lessons start tomorrow straight after school in the library. If you try to run off and skip I'll tell Orihara and he'll hold you back. I'll also tell Kazu and Onigiri that you are a wuss and got scared by the sheer sight of simple maths equations."

"Fine you evil witch. I'll go to your stupid lessons. Mikan, get a reservation at that Korean BBQ place."

"What makes you think you're coming? You are staying here. You can starve tomorrow for all I care."

"NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!"

"Good luck with your studies Ikki."

"Thanks Ringo. But what I need now is to be saved from these two devils."

Mikan and I burst out into a state of endless evil maniacal laughter.

A.N My second Air Gear fanfic. :D I'm evil for torturing Ikki but still it was fun. Next is Kazu, any suggestions/requests?

Reviews: Greatly appreciated just like constructive critisism. Thanks for reading.