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A young girl stands in her bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 15th of November, 2014, is this young girl's birthday. Though it was eleven years ago she was given life, it is only today she will be given a name!
What will the name of this young girl be?
CatLover FurryShipper
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Cinnamon Mune
Your name is Cinnamon. As was previously mentioned it is your birthday. A number of "catnip pizzas" are scattered about your room. You have a variety of interests. You have a passion for Warrior Books and Fanfictions. You like to program computers but you are not really getting it. You have a fondness for weird shit, and are an aspiring amateur artist. You also like to play video games a lot.
What will you do?
Quickly retrieve your cosplay box!
Where is your cosplay box, FurryShipper?
Remove pizza from cosplay box.
Out of sympathy for Cinnamon's lack of intelligence, you pick up the pizza for her and put it on her floor.
Quickly retrieve your cosplay box.
You retrieve your cosplay box. You use these for weird role plays NO ONE SHOULD KNOW ABOUT.
You captchalogue them in your sylladex. You have no idea what that actually means though.
There are items in your cosplay box you want to check out.
Examine contents of box.
In here you keep an array of creepy clothing, each something I don't have time explaining.
Let's look at them!
Among the clothing are: one (1) pair of cat ears [you are wearing them], one (1) pair of dog ears, two (2) pairs of cat claws, one (1) phone with Seven Nights at Crash's installed, one (1) crappy looking crown you made when you were 7, several (~) googly eyes for some reason, several (~) pieces of fake rotten meat, one (1) copy of Warrior Cats Firestar's Prophecy by Eric Hunter, and other shit you don't have time sorting through.
Some of this stuff may come in handy at some point. For now, you decide to just take the pair of cat claws.
Captchalogue cat claws.
You stow the cat claws on one of your captchalogue cards in your sylladex. You still aren't totally sure what that means, but you are starting to get the hang of the vernacular at least. You have four empty captchalogue cards remaining.
Look at the Cosplay Box again.
Unfortunately, you cannot access the Box! Their card is underneath the one you just used to captchalogue the cat claws. You will have to use the claws first in order to access the box. But this is probably inadvisable, since you don't know how! Your sylladex's fetch modus is currently dictated by the logic of a stack data structure. You were never all that great with data structures and you find the concept puzzling and mildly irritating.
But with any hope, perhaps you will advance new, more practical fetch modi for your sylladex with a little more experience.
Examine "Kitten's got claws" Poster.
Is it even possible to get any thing greater than that? You really doubt it. This poster is one of your favorites. There is a nice spot on the wall next to it. You've been meaning to hang a TV there soon.
Read note on drawer.
"Happy birthday sis, meet you downstairs for more pizza!"
This note is rich with the aromas of chocolate and roses.
Beside the note is a big gift.
Take Gift!
Another birthday gift. You wonder what it is. You'll need some way to open the thick layer of paper.
Acquire Mine-craft Sword, Mine-craft Pick, Mine-craft Ax and Mine-craft Crown.
You first place the sword into your sylladex. Then the pick and ax.
But now all of your captchalogue cards are full. You wonder what will happen if you try to take the crown?
You guess it doesn't hurt to try.
You captchalogue one (1) Mine-craft Crown into the top card, and push all the stuff down a card.
The Cosplay Box are pushed entirely out of the deck!
Oh well. It can stay here anyway. But you probably don't want to do that again, unless you want to drop the cat claws and probably get hurt somehow.
In any case, you now feel like you have gathered enough things to get down to business and do some really important stuff. The next thing you do will probably be exceptionally meaningful.