Edward's Jealousy
"Bella I don't want to go." Edward whined.
We were all going to Seattle for a couple's night. The funny thing is that it's Jealousy night. Tonight you can make your partner jealous as many times as you want.
The girls are going to do it 5 times. I am the lead singer for the 3 songs. We are doing the stanky leg, Goodies, 1, 2 step, Kiss me thru the phone, and Beautiful girls. We already found someone who sounds like Sean Kingston. My songs are instrumental and the others aren't.
"Edward chills. It's for fun I promise." I lied. I have gotten better at lying lately.
"So what is in the duffle bags?" he asked starting to open the bag. I grabbed it.
"Nothing." I said. He looked confused.
"None of your business." I said I rolled my eyes. I felt a tap and I turned to see Alice. She whispered in my ear.
"I just saw the future and you looked hot and you were great and he was so green with envy that well you know." She said with a sly tone at the end.
"Yeah thanks Alice. I know what happens." I giggled.
We drove for 15 more minutes. When we arrived Alice, Rosalie and I jumped out of the car and inside. We took off all of the signs. It will be funnier to find out later. The first song was the Stanky leg. We managed to get more girls to dance with us. We have taken classes for all of the songs except for Beautiful girls and Kiss me thru the phone.
We are starting off with my songs then kiss me thru the phone and Beautiful girls.
We were in the dressing room getting dressed for 1, 2 step. I was dressed in dark torn jeans. I had a pink midriff cut shirt that also showed most of my cleavage. I also had me black converse. I had pink eye shadow and pink lip gloss. Alice and Rose had the same thing but different colors. The girls that are dancing for the songs were wearing the same thing also in different colors.
They called our names and I was nervous. I hope the dance lessons pay off. We walked on stage and I put the Cd in. The pop music started to play.
Ladies
and Gentlemen
(Ladies and Gentlemen, ooh wee)
This is a Jazze
Phizzle Product Shizzle
(Jazze Phizzle)
Missy
(Missy)
The
princess is here
(Ooh wee)
(She's here)
Isabella
(This
beat is)
Automatic, supersonic, hypnotic, funky fresh
Work my
body, so melodic this beat flows right through my chest
Everybody,
ma and papa came to party, grab somebody
Work your body, work your
body, let me see you 1, 2 step
(Here we go)
Rock it, don't
stop it
Everybody get on the floor
Crank the party up
We
about to get it on
Let me see ya, 1, 2 step
I love it when
ya, 1, 2 step
Everybody, 1, 2 step
We about to get it on
(This
beat is)
Outrageous, so contagious, make you crave it
(Jazze
made it)
So retarded, top-charted, ever since the day I
started
Strut my stuff and yes I flaunt it, goodies make the boys
jump on it
No, I can't control myself, now let me do my 1, 2
step
(Come on)
Rock it, don't stop it
Everybody get on
the floor
Crank the party up
We about to get it on
Let
me see ya, 1, 2 step
I love it when ya, 1, 2 step
Everybody, 1,
2 step
We about to get it on
We gon' drop the beat like this, ooh wee(a man grabs my waist and I was moving in his hands.)
It don't matter to me, we can dance slow
(Ladies
and Gentlemen)
Which ever way the beat drop, our bodies will go
(I
like this)
So swing it over here, Mr. DJ
(Hey, hey)
And we
will, we will rock you(I flash him a flirtatious smile)
(Oh
yeah)
It don't matter to me, we can dance slow
(Dance
slow)
Which ever way the beat drop, our bodies will go
(Yeah,
yeah)
So swing over here, Mr. DJ
(Ladies and Gentlemen)
And
we will, we will rock you
(Wee)
I shake it like jello, make
the boys say hello
'Cause they know I'm rockin' the beat
I know
you heard about a lot of great MC's
But they ain't got nothing on
me
Because I'm 5 foot 2, I wanna dance with you
And I'm
sophisticated fun
I eat fillet mignon and I'm nice and young
Best
believe I'm number one
(Ooh)
Rock it, don't stop
it
Everybody get on the floor
Crank the party up
(Ooh)
We
about to get it on
(Come on)
Let me see ya, 1, 2 step
I
love it when ya, 1, 2 step
Everybody, 1, 2 step
We about to get
it on
Rock it, don't stop it
Everybody get on the
floor
Crank the party up
We about to get it on
Let me
see ya, 1, 2 step
I love it when ya, 1, 2 step
Everybody, 1, 2
step
We about to get it on
This is for the hearing
impaired
A Jazze Pha production
(Ooh wee)
(Ooh wee)
I took my bow Alice whispers in my ear,
"He is so shocked. He is wondering why you are dressed like that. Don't worry it will only get better." She giggled. I winked at Edward before moving off stage.
We were now getting dressed for the Stanky Leg. I was now dressed in a mini blue jean torn skirt. I was wearing a blue midriff cut shirt like the pink one. I was also wore converse. Alice and the girls wore the same thing.
We heard the other group come off stage and one of the dancers did complete back flips as we walked off and started to dance.
Ahhh
Southside is who I be![Gspot]
Ayy I got my g-spot boyz with me ya
dig
Prince charming and my boy slizz
And we gotta new dance for
yall ya dig!
Uh holla...
[Chorus]
IF I'm wide! [Hold
up]
Do da stanky leg (x3)
When I hit da dance floor!
I
be
Doin' da stanky leg (x3)
IF I'm wired up! [Hold up]
Do da
stanky leg (x3)
When I hit da dance floor!
I be
Doin' da
stanky leg(x3)
{Southside who I be! }
[Verse]
When I hit da
dance floor,
You know I'm doin' da stanky leg!
Sauce on my ring
and then ya rub it across ya head!
You an ace boon coon chick, you
can do it too
Snap ya fingers in the air and shake yo micros
too!
Now you can lean wit it, and you can drop wit it!
You can
switch the other leg and you can stop wit it!
Now get it, get
it(x4)
Now hit da booty doo, hit da booty do(x2)
Now you can
get with it, gon get wit it(x2)
If you wide do the stanky
legg
[Chorus]
IF I'm wide! [Hold up]
Do da stanky
leg(x3)
When I hit da dance floor!
I be
Doin' da stanky
leg(x3)
IF I'm wired up! [Hold up]
Do da stanky leg(x3)
When
I hit da dance floor!
I be
Doin' da stanky legg(x3)
{Southside
who I be! }
[Verse 2]
Watch me do it like my bro,
Stick
ya legg out doggie fresh and drop it low!
(Bella)-[Prince I can do
da stanky legg! ]
Now gon' lemme see ya-
Bounce, bounce left to
right and then slide next to me!
Ayy u better fan ya self cuz I
can tell that your hot!
I want chu to wind it up lean back and
show yo socks
Dip, dip and I want you to stop [okay]
Do da
booty do, lift it up and let it drop!
And don't
forget
[Chorus]
IF I'm wide! [hold up]
Do da stanky
leg(x3)
When I hit da dance floor!
I be
Doin' da stanky
leg(x3)
IF I'm wired up! [hold up]
Do da stanky leg(x3)
When
I hit da dance floor!
I be
Doin' da stanky leg(x3)
[Verse
3]
When I slide through the place
My swagga walk is what they
diggin'!
I stick my leg out on the floor and start jiggin'!
Drop
it to your feet,
Do da stanky legg watch me snap and grab my
knee!
Just hopped out da coupe
But I don't chicken noodle
soup,
I wanna see you drop and shake that whoop dee dee doo
Drop
that, whoop dee dee doo
Shake that, whoop dee dee doo
Drop
that, whoop dee dee doop
Shake that, whoop dee dee
doo!
Ayy!
[Chorus]
IF I'm wide! [hold up]
Do da
stanky leg(x3)
When I hit da dance floor!
I be
Doin' da
stanky leg(x3)
IF I'm wired up! [hold up]
Do da stanky
leg(x3)
When I hit da dance floor!
I be
Doin' da stanky
legg(x3)
Men must love the Cullen girls because some are almost blue in the face. If I were human I would be blushing red.
"What is he saying to you?" I asked Alice.
"How do you know these songs? Why are you doing this? I thought you said you couldn't dance?" she said smiling.
"He will get over it." I said walking off stage.
We are now getting dressed for Kiss me thru the phone. We were all wearing pink pjs with green socks. I had head phones with my IPod. I also had my phone to kiss. I also had some who will join with me on the bed. I climbed into bed on stage and the music began to play.
Soulja Boy Tell 'Em
Baby you know that I miss you, I wanna get with
you tonight
But I cannot baby girl and that's the issue
Girl
you know I miss you, I just wanna kiss you
But I can't right now
so baby kiss me thru the phone, I'll see you later on
Kiss me thru
the phone, see you when I get home
Baby I know that you like
me, you my future wifey
Soulja Boy Tell 'Em, yeah
You can be my
Bonnie, I can be your Clyde
You could be my wife, text me, call
me
I need you in my life, yeah all day everyday I need ya
And
every time I see ya my feelings get deeper
I miss ya, I miss ya, I
really wanna kiss you but I can't
Six, seven, eight, triple nine,
eight, two, one, two
Baby you know that I miss you, I wanna
get with you tonight
But I cannot baby girl and that's the
issue
Girl you know I miss you, I just wanna kiss you
But I
can't right now so baby kiss me thru the phone, I'll see you later
on
Kiss me thru the phone, see you when I get home
Baby I
been thinking lately so much about you
Everything about you, I
like it, I love it
Kissing you in public, thinking nothing of
it
Roses by the dozen, talking on the phone
Baby you so
sexy, your voice is so lovely
I love your complexion, I miss ya, I
miss ya, I miss ya
I really wanna kiss you but I can't
Six,
seven, eight, triple nine, eight, two, one, two
Baby you know
that I miss you, I wanna get with you tonight
But I cannot baby
girl and that's the issue
Girl you know I miss you, I just wanna
kiss you
But I can't right now so baby kiss me thru the phone,
I'll see you later on
Kiss me thru the phone, see you when I get
home(The man gets on the bed with me)
She call my phone
like
Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da
We
on the phone like
Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da,
da, da, da
We taking pics like
Da, da, da, da, da, da, da,
da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da
She dial my number like
Da, da,
da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da
Six, seven,
eight, triple, nine, eight, two, one, two
Baby you know that I
miss you, I wanna get with you tonight
But I cannot baby girl and
that's the issue
Girl you know I miss you, I just wanna kiss
you
But I can't right now so baby kiss me thru the phone, I'll see
you later on
Kiss me thru the phone, see you when I get home
I smiled as I jumped off the bed. I looked at Alice I let down my shield.
"He is going to get you if you keep doing it." She says. I rolled my eyes. I walked off.
I changed in anther outfit. I did the introduction before the music.
Rosalie-What up Girl?
Bella-What up?
Alice-Bella! Bella!
Bella-What?
Alice-Jacob Black is on the phone
Bella-Hello?
Jacob- Hey BB!
Bella-What up?
Jacob-We going to the car wash tonight baby to get bling up.
Bella-Alright I will be up there.
Jacob-For show!
Bella-Hey hey! Make sure he (Edward) doesn't follow me.
Alice-Fine.
My
Goodies, My Goodies, My Goodies
Not my goodies!
[Verse
1: Petey Pablo]
I
got a sick reputation for handling broads
all I need is me a few
seconds or more.
And it's a wrap
Tell Valet to bring my Lac
And
I ain't coming back
So you can put a car right there.
I'm the
truth
And ain't got nothin' to prove.
An you can ask
anybody
Cuz they seen me do it.
Barricades, I run right through
'em
I'm used to 'em.
Throw all the dirt you want it's no
use.
You still won't have a pinup in a fabulous room
On her
back pickin' out baskets of fruit.
(I love you boo)
Yeah freaky
Petey love you too.
Ha Ha
You know how I do..
[Hook:
Bella]
You
may look at me and think that I'm
Just a young girl
but I'm not
just a young girl.
Baby this is what I'm looking' for:
Sexy,
independent,
Down to spend it type that's getting' his dough
I'm
not being too dramatic that's the way I gotta have it.
[Chorus:
Bella]
I
bet you want the goodies.
Bet you thought about it.
Got you all
hot and bothered.
Mad cause I talk around it.
Looking for the
goodies
Keep on looking' Cuz they stay in the jar
Oh-oh Oh-oh
Oh-oh Oh-oh
[Verse
2:Bella]
Just
because you drive a Benz
I'm not going home with you.
You won't
get no nookie or the cookies
I'm no rookie.
If you aint
Sexy,
independent
I aint wit' it so you already know.
I'm not being
too dramatic that's the way I gotta have it
You may talk
slick
Tryna hit
But I'm not dumb
I'm not being too dramatic
it's just how I gotta have it
[Chorus]
[Verse
3: Petey Pablo]
So
damn hot but so young.
Still got milk on ya tongue
Slow down
lil one
And you ain't got it all
Hey shawty
You think you
bad but you ain't bad
I'll show you what bad is.
Bad is when
you capable of beatin' the baddest.
I been workin' at it ever
since i came to this planet
And I ain't quite there yet but I'm
gettin' better at it.
Matter of fact,
Lemme tell it to you one
mo' again
All I got to do is tell a girl who I am (Petey!)
Ain't
na chick in here dat I can't have
Bada boom bada bam ba
bam!
[Verse
4:Bella]
You're
insinuating that I'm hot
But these goodies boy are not
Just for
any of the many men that's tryna get on top.
No you can't call me
later
and I don't want your number.
I'm not changing'
stories
just respect the play I'm calling'.
[Chorus
(2X)]
Uh...Yeah...Uh...Yeah
Uh Uh Uh
I blew a kiss to everyone and some men were wrestling each other for the kiss. I laughed my bell like laugh. I looked at Alice
"He says one more time and you are going to get it." She says. I shrugged my shoulder. Now for the finale.
I changed into a cheerleading outfit. Alice and Rose did too. The man who was Sean Kingston sat on the bench on stage. Alice and Roe were giggling He began to sing.
Damn all these Beautiful girls they only want to do you dirt they will have you suicidal, suicidal when they say it's over. (He grabs my hand as I give a playful flirtatious smirk.)
JR! Sean Kingston!
[Chorus:]
You're
way too beautiful girl
That's why it'll never work
You'll have
me suicidal, suicidal
When you say it's over
Damn all these
beautiful girls
They only wanna do your dirt
They'll have you
suicidal, suicidal
When they say it's over
[Verse
1:]
See
it started at the park
Used to chill after dark
Oh when you
took my heart
That's when we fell apart
Cause we both
thought
That love lasts forever (lasts forever)
They say we're
too young
To get ourselves sprung
Oh we didn't care
We made
it very clear
And they also said
That we couldn't last together
(last together)
[Refrain:]
See
it's very divine,
you;re one of a kind
But you mash up my
mind
You have to get declined
Oh Lord...
My baby is driving
me crazy
[Repeat Chorus]
[Verse
2:]
It
was back in '99
Watchin' movies all the time
Oh when I went
away
For doin' my first crime
And I never thought
That we
was gonna see each other (see each other)
And then I came out
Mama
moved me down South
Oh I'm with my girl
Who I thought was my
world
It came out to be
That she wasn't the girl for me (girl
for me)
[Repeat Refrain and Chorus]
[Verse
3:]
Now
we're fussin'
And now we're fightin'
Please tell me why
I'm
feelin' slighted
And I don't know
How to make it better (make
it better)
You're dating' other guys
You're telling' me lies
Oh
I can't believe
What I'm seeing' with my eyes
I'm losing' my
mind
And I don't think it's clever (think it's clever)
You're
way too beautiful girl
That's why it'll never work
You'll have
me suicidal, suicidal, suicidal...
I walked off with my number and a kiss on the cheek. He flushed a bright red as I winked and walked off. I was grabbed outside by Edward whose eyes were black.
"Isabella." He growled. I giggled.
"Did you like the show?" I ran my hand along the bulge of his jeans.
"I see you did." I smirked as I dropped to his knees undoing his belt and taking his member in my mouth.
"Fuck Bella." He hissed. I kissed the tip and liked the slit. I took him in my mouth again and bobbed my head up and down.
"Bella I'm going to…" he didn't finish as he came in my mouth. My pulled me up and kissed me hard. He pushed my panties aside and slammed into me.
"Fuck Edward!" I moaned. He kept going.
"Edward I'm going to…"
"Come for me Bella." He commanded. That was my undoing. I screamed as I came. He came soon after.
We were recovering from our high when I said.
"So I should make you more jealous often." I said.
"Yeah you should. He chuckled. He held hands as we ran back into the forest back home.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Author's note- Here is the play list
1, 2 step-Ciara
Goodies-Ciara
Kiss me thru the phone-Soulja Boy
Beautiful Girls-Sean Kingston
Stanky leg-G spot Boyz
