*Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter, J.K Rowling does.*
Chapter One
People of the Great
A cloudless night, the stars shining ever so brightly. The stars shined on the people in the open field, there was more than one person in that field, plotting something.
"That darn witch." Sirius grumbled.
"Shhhh, we can't let anybody hear us." James said.
"James, she tricked us, and left us with this." Sirius said pointing to an animal.
"You can't blame her," Remus said nonchalantly.
"Oh, shut up, Moony. She gave us this monkey which is half-"Sirius started. There was a rustling behind them. What came out, were two red-head twins.
"Hello, we are lost, and need help." Fred smiled. " I am Fred Weasley and that George Weasley."
"Yea and we are the Marauders." Peter mumbled, and James elbowed him hard in the ribs.
Fred and George's face lit up like they just met the people who they owe their success to. Wait, they are meeting the people they owe their success to. That should give you a clear image then.
"You're the Marauders?" George asked. Fred had a bright smile on his face.
"The ones and only," Sirius said putting a fake smile on his face.
"You are the people who created the Marauders Map?" Fred asked. James groaned,
"I thought Filch confiscated that from us,"
"We confiscated it back," Fred and George said together.
"These kids might have potential in them," Sirius searched Fred and George's faces. "You know as a Marauder."
The other just gazed at him, like he was the 20th wizard wonder in the world.
"Sorry to break all the tension rising silence here, but what is that creature?" George asked pointing to the monkey. The monkey had sharp fangs, and pointed ears.
"We rather not explain, because it is very embarrassing." Remus said rubbing his neck.
"Let's just tell them," Peter murmured.
"Okay, Peter let's also tell them that we are Animagi." Sirius regretted his words as soon as he said it.
"You guys are Animagi?" George asked squealing with excitement.
CRACK!
"Hey everybody, what did I miss?" Regulus (who the Marauders call 'Greg') asked apparating from where ever he was to the field.
"Not much, Greg. Just a mad-monkey who is also half elf." Sirius explained, like Greg was there the whole time. The twins looked at the monkey, ideas flooding into their head. They looked at Greg then at the Marauders, then back at the monkey. No one could pass up a time like this.
"Well, if you all have the time, we will explain to you all about this... monkey- elf."James smiled. The tale began.
A/N: Hello people of the earth and beyond! This is a great story and there shall be more..I can just leave you with a cliffhanger can i now? The tale shall be amazing and this is not shall..IS a PARODY. If you did not realize that yet. Oooooo I have more ideas that are flooding into my head at this very moment. Some people might say this might ruin my reputation, but i have don't have one to lose. Sigh...anyways...REVIEW! CLICK THE BUTTON AND REVIEW! P.S The last maximum ride book is coming out TOMORROW! AHHH
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