Disclaimer: No, of course I don't own Ouran or any of it's characters, but you already knew that. The only characters that I own are Chiaki, Mayumi, and Auntie.


The Isugai Twins

Chiaki's p.o.v

"I still don't see the reason why we needed to switch schools in the middle of the year." I groaned agitatedly.

"Well we don't really have any other choice, now do we?" replied my sister in a slightly annoyed but amused tone. Well, she was right; once Aunt Yukari decided on something, she would get it. That crazy woman.

We were currently walking down one of the many hallways of, supposedly, Japan's most prestigious school, the notorious Ouran Academy. I didn't see what was so great about it. It was just as fancy and flashy as any other rich school I'd been to.

"Besides," Mayumi added, cutting into my thoughts, "It's not that bad." I gave her a skeptical look. She can't be serious.

"It's not that bad." I snickered while mimicking her voice. "May, just look at what your wearing!"

She glanced at me, a fake pout on her lips before looking down at her attire. That yellow monstrosity of a uniform.

"You can't tell me that that is not bad." I said pointing accusingly at the so called dress.

May looked back up at me and frowned, " At least I wore mine." she said in a teasing voice.

Shrugging my shoulders I replied, "It's not my fault my uniform suffered from a tragic accident."

May's eyebrow lifted, " And I suppose the dress just accidentally decided to take a walk through Aunty's paper shredder before it then spontaneously burst into flame. Then you just happened to show up with a pot of spaghetti sauce to dowse the flames? And the fact that this happened just before it was time to get dressed." She said mockingly with sarcasm dripping from her voice.

I continued the charade while pretending to sound sad. "Yes .sniffle. It was a very tragic accident." I said pretending to wipe away tears. We both ended up laughing hysterically before I realized something.

"Hey, May?"

"Yeah?"

"Where the hell are we?"

She immediately stopped walking. May looked around before turning in a circle.

"Um, I think we might be lost."

"Oh really?" I said sarcastically.

May rolled her eyes, "Well, lets go see if someone can help us." She turned in a random direction before grabbing my wrist and pulling me along.

"Oh I'm sure that will help, considering we haven't seen a single person in the halls since we got here."

May pouted at my sarcasm causing me to smirk. "You know, your not being very helpful."

"Its only because I love ya sis." I said smiling falsely. I just loved to tease her.

"Oh, whatever!" she replied sharing my smile.

Along the seemingly endless hallway, I spotted two big, brown doors. "Let's try over there." I said while tugging on my sister's arm. She nodded before we both walked over to it.

"Music Room #3" she read aloud. "Seems to be abandoned."

I smiled before placing one hand on the handle while she put her's on the other. "Good, then that means I found a quiet place where I can skip classes."

"I won't let you do that." She pouted.

"Well there's only one way to find out." I said grinning. She nodded. Both our hands were positioned on the handles.

"One." I started.

"Two." She continued.

"Three." we chorused while pushing the door open at the same time.

I will never forget that faithful day we met the host club.

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As soon as the door opened a barrage of rose petals engulfed us. The scent of flowers was overwhelming and I found I couldn't see. I heard May gasp beside me.

"What the-". I stuttered but immediately stopped when a rose petal flew into my mouth and nearly went down my throat. I almost choked on the damn thing before I could spit it out.

Then suddenly all at once the rose petals seemed to vanish in mid-air. I opened my eyes relieved to see no more rose petals but the relief was short lived when I realized my sister and I weren't the only ones in the room.

"Welcome." a group of voices chorused.

I felt my eyes widen at the sight of a bunch of boys in the center of the room. Well, to be more precise there were seven boys in the room. All dressed in the uniform. All posing. All staring at us.

I immediately stepped closer to May protectively when one of the boys, a blonde idiot, smiled and waltzed over to us. "Hello young maidens." he said in a flirty, charming manor. "I don't think I've seen your faces around here before. Are you beautiful princesses lost?"

For a moment there was silence I glanced at May just in time to see her glancing back at me. We both mirrored the exact same look of confusion. The blonde chose to continue on with his banter.

" I am Tamaki." He paused in mid pose, white rose petals materialized out of nowhere around him. What the fuck? Then he leaned in towards my sister flirtatiously. " And your name is?" He reached for her hand and it looked like he was about to kiss it. Oh hell no!

A gasp/screech sound emitted from the creep's mouth when I grabbed his wrist (the one he was touching May with) , spun him around so that it was pressed against his back, and kicked him straight in his behind. He landed flat on his face before getting up and running to a dark corner crying out hysterically, "Why did she do that!" in a whiny voice. Some of the other people in the room gasped.

"Touch her again and I swear I'll shove your hand so far up your- ...! Mmmjd guhh! Mkkcmdkl smdnd"

One of May's hands covered my mouth before I could finish the sentence while the other one was wrapped around my raised fist, holding me back as I yelled angrily into her hand.

"Chi! You promised you wouldn't threaten anyone on your first day!" she pouted.

I freed myself from her hands. "I made no such promises." She glared at me. Sigh.

"Alright, Alright. Fine." I said rolling my eyes and folding my arms on my chest.

The sound of someone clearing their throat brought back our attention to the other people in the room. My eyes narrowed mistrustfully. It was a defensive habit.

A boy with black hair and glasses that reflected the light menacingly stepped forward. "In regards to your earlier question Tamaki, those two young ladies would be Mayumi and Chiaki Isugai. Daughters of Suzume and Hideki Isugai." I glared angrily at him as he continued. Unhappy at the fact that a stranger, a complete stranger was reading off our information like he was god or something!

"The Isugai clan runs Isugai corp., a multi- billion dollar oil enterprise. They currently live with their aunt and have just started attending Ouran for about two hours. Any other information in regard to family affairs have been blocked. Unusual." He said looking up from his clipboard, a smug smile on his face. That bastard!

"And just who the hell are you!" I shot out, outraged that he already knew too much. May put a hand on my shoulder.

"I am Kyoya Ootori. And this," he said gesturing to the remaining five people "-is the host club."

"I have never heard of you, nor do I care who the hell you are." That should knock him and his stupid ego down a notch or two. " I only care about why it is that you know so damn much!"

He simply smirked which only got me more angry. "I do a little research on everyone here at Ouran."

"Kyoya sempai does always seem to know something about everyone." A voice said.

"Probably even knows some things about them that they might not know." another added.

I looked over to see two boys-... Correction, a pair of twins, sharing identical looks of boredom.

"Sounds like a stalker to me." I mumbled though it was clearly audible.

Suddenly the blonde airhead was brought back to life by some sudden realization.

"N-New students!" Man, he was slow. He shot up from his corner of despair and raced over to the one called Kyoya. "Mommy, why was I not notified of this before-hand!" he whined, fake tears going down his face.

"Because Daddy," Daddy, Mommy! # What kind of weird shit have we gotten into! "-I know you would have made a big deal about it and you would have tried to come up with some ridiculous plan to try to capture their hearts or something." I glanced at my sister who stared back at me and shrugged looking just as confused as I was. Up, time to go!

"Well, we'll just be on our way then!" I said a fake cheery smile on my face as I grabbed May's wrist and headed for the door. Our path was of course intercepted by a small boy and what was that, a small stuffed pink bunny.

"Where are you going, Chi-chan, May-chan?" He said in a cutesy voice, little pink roses surrounding him. What in the-?

That cutesy stuff had no affect on me whatsoever. "Umm listen kid, we need to leave and your kinda standing in between us and freedom from all you weirdos so if you wouldn't mind-" I paused in realization. Letting go of May's wrist (which she seemed grateful for) I snapped at the little kid. "And where in the hell do you get off calling us May-chan and Chi-chan!"

May put a hand on my shoulder, a comforting smile on her face, "Chi relax, he's just a little kid."

"Umm, actually Hunny senpai is 17 and a senior here." another unknown voice interjected.

Both May and I simultaneously turned around to see yet another host. A short boy with short brown hair and huge doe-like brown eyes. This one, unlike all the others seemed normal.

"17! No way!" May mumbled shocked.

"Yup, its true. I was also surprised to hear it when I first met him."

"And you are?" I asked coldly not even bothering to hide my mistrust.

He smiled apologetically. "I'm Haruhi. The smile seemed so natural yet so unnatural for a guy. There was something about this one...

"It's nice to meet you Haruhi, I'm Mayumi and this old grump here," she said taking my arm in her hand " is my younger twin, Chiaki." There was a sudden silence. Everyone in the room seemed stunned, well except for that know-it-all Kyoya of course.

May looked around confused, "Did I say something wrong?"

"Twi- twins?" Said one twin. Hmm, lets call him thing one.

"Y-you're... twins?" Stuttered the other twin. And that would be thing two.

* Sigh.*

"Why didn't you tell us!" Tamaki said getting all dramatic. What is wrong with these people?

"Oh, we're sorry if that surprised you." May said apologetically, a smile on her face.

I crossed my arms again, sighing irritatedly once more. "May, what exactly are you apologizing for? It's not like it was a secret or anything. Anyone with eyes would easily be able to see it!" This was getting annoying. Being in a room filled with strangers was really starting to bother me. May could tell.

"Maybe we should leave now." May suggested, her eyes darting towards me then the door. It was easy to tell what she was implying and Finally. We started to make our way to the door once again. Hopefully this time we would actually make it there. My eyes swept across the remaining distance between us and freedom. No obstacles blocked our path. We were clear to go!

"I can't believe they're twins." I don't know who's voice that was and frankly, I didn't care. I wanted to say, it really wasn't that hard though. Anyone who spent five minutes with us in a room would easily be able to tell. I mean we have the same exact face, body, and features.(slender build, Haruhi's height, fair skin, and what May liked to call, 'big, beautiful, baby blue eyes.')

The only differences between us were our personalities obviously.(because I'm a sarcastic bitch while my sister has to be one of the kindest, nicest people ever created.) Our clothes.(she was wearing the uniform like a good girl while I was wearing a pair of black skinny jeans, black sneakers, and a white t-shirt with black and red splatter paint designs on it.) And our hair which was completely different.

Her's was straight long, light brown hair. She wore it so that her bangs swept over the top left side of her face, covering her left eye. While mines was short (just below the shoulders) black hair. Our difference in hair color sort of contradicted our twinlyness and was often used to tell us apart. (even though my attitude was more than enough.)

Rejoice! We had finally made it to the large brown doors. Oh happy days! I bypassed May and put my hand on the handle. We'll its been fun and all but I believe it's finally time to leave you freaks! Farewell! I was so damn happy to have my hand on that door handle at last.

"I hope you'll come visit us again!" Haruhi called as I opened the door, pausing to wait for May. Mistake.

Beside myself with the joy of being able to escape, I decided to be nice and reply to her. Mistake.

I seriously doubt that''ll happen. "Yeah, maybe next time I'll have uniform like yours so then I won't have to wear that stupid dress either." I stated. Mistake.

The whole atmosphere in the room changed. Where did this chill suddenly come from? May sensed this and stopped to turn around. Nooo!

"Either? What do you mean 'either'?" Kyoya asked coolly. I kept my mouth shut. Oh Shit! Why'd I have to say anything!?

May smiled. No May, Noo. Don't get into it! We're too close to freedom! Things seemed to be going in slow motion.

"I think she means that it's a little weird to see Haruhi wearing the male's uniform when she's a girl." No0ooo0o00! Why'd you have to say it! Now we're doomed!... Okay I have to admit that was a little too dramatic. But it didn't seem that way when things started to happen. Much, too fast.

Up until that point a shocked silence had filled the room. Then all at once things started moving. I tried to leave again but, I felt my hand being pulled forcefully off the door. A pair hands, on either of my arms, pulled me back into the room.

I heard May's voice yelp somewhere in the background. "Wha-what's going on!" Her voice was full of alarm and shock. The door closed before me, once again trapping us inside.

If someone was watching this, they would have found it to be extremely comical; me and my sister being dragged off to the back of some room filled with strangers. Her trying to escape while I just accepted it, my arms crossed, a large frustrated frown on my face like a kid who didn't get what they wanted for Christmas while I could only think "What... the fuck?"


A/N: Hi! I'm so happy you read my story. If you've had enough time to read my story then maybe you could take 20 seconds out of your life to make me happy by reviewing. Please? Its my first fanfic so just keep that in mind. Helpful criticism is me if you like it. So review,review, review! Plzz! Until next time!