Hello! So this is a 'submit your own couples for me to use' story. You know how sometimes you find a song that you REALLY like, and you end up listening to that song for weeks until you literally can't take it anymore? Well, I'm on one of those, and unfortunately, it's a happy song. So I can't really get into writing 7RW with 'my brown eyed girl' running through my head. So I'm trying my hand at a funny fic. First chapter is Hermione, second is Draco.

Disclaimer: I own nothing. Some lines were taken off the internet, some from my friends. So... it's not mine!

(Hermione pov)

"Ginny, I don't want to go."

"Oh come on Mione, it'll be fun! Besides, it's been months since you and Ron broke up, and you need to get back out there."

Currently, Ginny was dragging me off to some 'speed dating' thing, saying I was distancing myself from men and that if I didn't get a man soon, I'd up dying alone with 100 cats living in my house. I didn't see what was wrong with that.

I kind of liked cats.

"Well then why are you here?" I whined, trying to loosen her grip on my arm as she dragged me down the street. "You're with Harry!"

"I am here for moral support," She smirked. "And I'm scoping out men for you next door."

I rolled my eyes and finally gave up the fight, allowing Ginny to drag me inside a small brick building an up to a table.

"Names?" The woman at the booth said.

"Hermione Granger." Ginny said before I could.

"Are you not participating?" She asked Ginny.

"No, I'm just here to support Hermione." Ginny responded before turning to me. "Okay Hermione, I'm going over to the bar next door to look around for you. Stand up, walk in there with your head high, and remember: you're here to have fun."

"Some fun." I mumbled, quietly walking into the room filled with tables and chairs.

"Oh, and Hermione?" Ginny called one last time. "Be nice."

"I'm always nice."

She rolled hr eyes and made her way out the door, leaving me in a room full of single men and women. I looked around until I noticed all of the men were standing by the wall, and all of the women were sitting in individual tables. Hesitantly, I took a seat at the fair end of the row.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, we will now begin our session. Ladies, you'll have sixty seconds with each potential bachelor, and at the end of said time the men will move to the right and you will meet a new bachelor. Please check yes or no at the bottom of your card next to the bachelor's name if you would consider seeing him again." The woman from the table finished, ringing a bell and telling us to go. 'You will rotate down the line until you reach the end, then you'll turn in your score cards and you're free to stick around and have a drink at the bar next door, where we're catering. Ready? Go."

There was a lot of movement as the men got situated in the first chairs.

"Why hello there, pretty lady." Said a man I had never seen before.

"Hullo." I gritted out.

"Haven't I seen you some place before?" He asked.

"Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore." I responded, thoroughly shocking the man.

The bell rung, which I will be forever grateful, and a nice-looking, charming man sound down in the previous man's spot.

"So, when this over, want to go back to my place?" He smiled.

Well, so much for charming.

"I don't know, will two people fit under a rock?"

He got up, completely offended, and scowled at me before moving on to the next woman. Then, another man came and sat down in front of me.

"So what do you do for a living?" I asked, jumping at the chance to talk first.

"Well, I don't actually have a job... but if you want to come over, I can tell my mom to stay in her room." He said, shamelessly.

He's got to be at least 26, he has no job, and he lives... with his mother.

"So what do you do?" He asked me.

"Uh..." I started, thinking of some way to get out of this. "I'm a female impersonator."

He jumped put of his chair so fast, it was almost funny. I winked and did the girliest wave I could think of, causing him to shudder and practically beg for the bell to ring.

As the next man sat down in front of me, I couldn't help but think...

Merlin, It's going to be a long night...

A/N: It'd be great for you to review. Thanks for listening! I don't own the pick-up lines, but please suggest some for the next chapter along with a couple you want me to use them with, if you would! Thanks! -Nikki a.k.a.- Twipotterfreak28