Hub Fortress 2- Ponies vs Pets
Pony Version
MEET THE HEAVY!
Big Machintosh walks up to the camera, carrying a huge mini-gun over his shoulder. He takes it off and places it on a cardboard box and sits down in a chair.
"I'm the Heavy Weapon Pony...and this is my weapon."
Big Mac stroked the gun with his hoof as he kept his stoic look on his face.
"It weighs one hundred fifty kilograms , and fires apple seeds at ten thousand rounds per minute."
Big Mac narrowed his eyes and said in a dead serious tone, "It can completely bury a pet in apple seeds...in twelve seconds."
Big Mac then burst out into deep, uproarious laughter. The laughing seemed to shake the entire room. eventually he calmed down and wiped his eyes with his fetlock. He began gently tapping the gun at a few places, but then stopped suddenly.
"Sweet Celestia, who touched Cheeri?" he gasped, then he became terrifyingly angry and roared at the top of his lungs, "Alright...Who touched my gun!?"
A little while later. . .
"Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe," Big Mac said softly. He sniffed and continued, ". . .maybe. . . But. . . I've yet to meet one that can apple seed bullet."
Big Mac took out an apple, popped it into his mouth, ate it whole, and then spat out the seeds like a machine gun.
Big Mac shouted and roared as he blazed away with his mini-gun in Downtown City. Pets ran all over the place trying to hide in garbage cans, under cars, or even in gutters as they were stung in the behind by flyng apple seeds.
"Waaaaahhhhh! Uwaaaaaaah! Ahahahahaha! Cry some more!"
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"Eeyup. . . Cry some more."
HUB!
FOR-!
-TRESS!
2!
PONIES VS PETS!